That Moment GEMA Is Asking Western Kenya For S.O.S....


Village Elder
In central kenya, there are alot of beer companies making a killing and it's not EABL, Keroche,Ozzbeco or batteluer. They have funny names and are damn cheap


Village Elder
I have been thinking last minute. The narrative of Kyuk men not performing does not sit well with the (in)famous saying "njoe rumu?". Those two cannot exist together.

So it has just occurred to me...the majority of talkers (if a poll was taken now) speaking and praising SJ, Good hope, Tea Room etc are ethnically Kyuk.

Most of those places sell alcohol too. The simple conclusion one gets to is that Kyuk men are extremely active. Just not at home. This observation is aided by the fact that alcohol impairs good judgement hence "njoe rumu". By the time their drunk selves get home they have been serviced enough and have nothing left for the woman of the house.

About population. Who is it that they drink and fornicate with? Bar maids, prostitutes, young college girls and....drumrolls please....married women. Yes..their buddies and neighbours women. Of course they sheath up to avoid diseases and most of all pregnancies hence the low birth rate. But those women are actually also getting it....outside their marriages.

Kyuk men are just raising their buddies kids.

Cheza juu

Village Elder
If you must drink,list down your responsibilities and always allocate an appropriate budget to accomplish them.Find out what you drink and create a budget,pesa ya ulevi ikiisha jua haina,stop behaving like a fool

Be clean and smart, don't skip meals,eat healthy.Never drink on an empty stomach.

Remember alcohol takes away your dignity,invites fake friends,after some time it makes you stupid you start neglecting simple things...
Gatundu is cursed..........women are not complaining about finances. They are complaining about dysfunctional men....transformers zimekataa kazi. That's one.

Two, ile pombe inauzwa Gatundu kuna kitu imewekwa inaharibu wanaume.........
Wale wanauwana, ni fellow alcoholics wanawamaliza.....