Ten years ago,I had just sworn of alcohol. Everywhere I looked,stuff against drink stared back at me. This is one such that I kept. I do still look at it. It reminds me of how far I have come. Dry!
The truth comes out when the spirit goes in.
He’d step over naked women to get to a pint.
Thirst is a shameless disease so here’s to a shameless cure.
Oh,he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.
A man takes a drink;the drink takes a drink;the drink takes the man.
A narrow neck prevents the bottle being emptied in one swig.
Before you call for one for the road,be sure you know the road.
Practise makes perfect,many do think,but a man is not too perfect when he is practised in drink.
It is the first drop that destroys you,there is no harm at all in the last.
Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they are feeling then is the best they are going to feel all day.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight your neighbour. It makes you ‘shoot’ at your landlord - and it makes you miss him.
Daylight comes through the drunkards roof the fastest.