THE BROTHERS WHO MADE GOD CRY

Once upon a happenstance lived two twin brothers on a farm, one brother had a wife and seven children and the other was single with no children. One season came word of a looming famine. The two brothers being farmers stocked up their barns in anticipation. Each brother had his barn on the opposite end of their field. One evening, the brother with a family got to thinking and he said to himself, ‘Oh! My poor brother , he has noone to take care of him, wonder what I could do to make the drought easier on him?’. At the same time the single brother was thinking about his brother with a family and he said to himself, ’ My brother has such a large family, all those mouths to feed. How can I make the drought easier on him?'. That night at around midnight both brothers went to their respective barns and loaded up on supplies then started to walk towards the others barn with arms full of food. It was a dark night so they did not see each other until they were face to face right at the middle of the field. A soft rain suddenly began to fall. It was God crying. These boys reminded Him of Himself.

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Oh, I see.
So the other stories about rain being god’s piss and thunder being his farts must also be true.

:smiley: Absalutli…

Havent you noticed? Before terrible things happen the weather suddenly changes, the sky becomes all dark and ominous and then it begins to rain. It happens every single Good Friday I could recall.

Sasa basi radi ni nini? :smiley:

Ukiwa mtoto hukuambiwa hiyo ni flash ya camera ya mungu? Anakulilia ama kukukojolea, alafu anashuta akipiga picha. I know it sounds weird but just believe :smiley:

God doesn’t have human attributes.

We were created in his likeness

Who created us?
Who said this quote that you are using?
Don’t get us into an argument on the authenticity of the Bible.
YouTube and the Google has all the proof you need for that.

Physical form i think. But we are not Him at all.

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well…

:D, nice read