The Carpenter

Sex & Relationships
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Ok this is something that happened one year ago and I don’t know why it has crossed my mind today but I guess answers are needed.

I was at her place a year ago. She is now history as in tuliwachana. Anyways we were having lungula in the morning after a night out. Her crib is a bed sitter situated in Kayole. Then at around 8am we hear a knock. She asks ni nani? I heard some one shout out a name I did nt cram. She tells me ni fundi. So she wraps herself with a towel as she goes to open the door. I guess the towel was to tell whoever was knocking to ferk off coz lungula was going on.

She opens the door. Conversation that I thot would be short took alil longer. I also noticed the visitor flirting with my cat may be coz she was half naked covered only in a towel. Anyway Mimi kama ndume nikajipitisha hapo kwa door so that I catch a glimpse of this old carpenter or so I thot. Wapi kumbe the said carpenter was a kijana my age. Jamaa after seeing me just said vipii boss and then told my cat si tutaongea baadaye Pamela. Alafu let’s out a cheeky smile.

After lungula I questioned Pamela about the youthful carpenter. Ati oooh niliwekesha sofaset kwa shop yake sasa alikuwa anakuja kuniambia amemaliza. I was like really… On a Sunday morning? U serious. I normally used to leave her place at around 5pm to go home. So guys my qtn is did the carpenter come back and finish maneno? Give me honest answers coz I don’t care since hatuko pmja with the gal anymore.

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Afadhali palmela kuliko pamela

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I suspected alinyanduliwa. Thanks for confirming

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Isn’t it obvious, when you are not there it’s the turn of the ‘carpenter’ to nail that poosie.

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@Swidfil Makanje says…

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i suspected juu hata when carpenter was leaving aliambiwa bye ingine suspicious.

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Unakuliwa msichana, pole but you already know this. Uzuri wasichana ni wengi and given time, all emotions you invested on her will be forgotten.

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More like hammer it

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Who the ferk is Swidfilmakaje

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First of all, wapi mbisha ya huyo dudette, akiwa in towel, why do you people forget nowadays to ask this very important question, why??

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You’re lucky huyo carpenter hakutumia hack saw kwa makagary yako uko nayo. Tutasema mara ngapi away game usijaribu?

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in other words kuna sofasets mbili being properly nailed/hammered kwa hiyo keja… bro izia quails kibao apa inje uwes mada zote

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Makosa ni kushonesha sofa set kwa bed sitter. Mtu unafaa kuwa na foldable chairs.

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Mbona hukumuurisa, now that hamko kimoja?
Na ni kipi kilifanya akakuchuja?
Carpenter alikuwa anakamua HKM?
Ama dame alikuwa maraya ya kayore?
Uliangalia huyo carpenter kama alikuwa na quadrijoint kwa kidole kidogo cha mkononi?

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Zile manyundo huyo Mshe hupokea only yeye na carpenter wanajua.

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Ungemshow you go for the sofa. That would have confirmed that:

  1. the guy is a carpenter and not a partner in poosie
  2. hio pesa ulikua umempea ya kutengenezewa sofa ilitumika kutengeneza sofa.

Otherwise, sisi ukituuliza tuko clueless Kama @old monk

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tutajuaje na sisi si Carpenters .

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Kwanza usiwahi tuma bibi kupimisha kitanda kwa carpenter. Hapo ndio mambo huanza.
Bibi ya Uwes :-Aki unitengenezee kitanda mzuri strong’
Carpenter :-Nitakutengenezea kitanda strong ya hardwood ata mkienda mechi haitatoa makelele.
Uwes wife:-(blushing) Aki wewe ni naughty.
Carpenter :-Sio naughty, ata ukitaka tunaeza itest before upeleke home.
And that’s how Uwesmake’s wife alikuliwa na carpenter.

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huyo carpenter alikam kupiga Pamela randa

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LOL