The Coveted 9 Inches...

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Anyone,Someone...I bet none of you men has anything close to this! May be you did in form 4 but life has happened and it has some how disappeared.

I can't stress this enough...Our sedentary lifestyle, Nyamchoma every other day, downing a whole bottle of cheap liquor is making your manhood flaccid.

Otherwise, weka mbicha naenda kutafuta ruler!
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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Anyone,Someone...I bet none of you men has anything close to this! May be you did in form 4 but life has happened and it has some how disappeared.

I can't stress this enough...Our sedentary lifestyle, Nyamchoma every other day, downing a whole bottle of cheap liquor is making your manhood flaccid.

Otherwise, weka mbicha naenda kutafuta ruler!
Its so funny you mention this.jana i discovered that my ex-wife amenipeleka to court again ati sijui visitations etc.
So i texted her a piece of my mind and guess what she called me afterwards?.... Ati I am a JELLY d*ck!
Haki nilicheka yangu yote on my own.
By the way,give me a good reason to get hard so i can post a picture of my 12" Monster! Labda picha yako hivi!?...
 

gashwin

Village Chief
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Its so funny you mention this.jana i discovered that my ex-wife amenipeleka to court again ati sijui visitations etc.
So i texted her a piece of my mind and guess what she called me afterwards?.... Ati I am a JELLY d*ck!
Haki nilicheka yangu yote on my own.
By the way,give me a good reason to get hard so i can post a picture of my 12" Monster! Labda picha yako hivi!?...
outside divorce court one sunny morning....
newly divorced wife: bye bye shortie! (holding up her pinkie at her now newly ex-husband)
Newly ex-husband: bye bye Lucy (loosie!) - stretching the corners of his mouth as far as he could make them without inflicting harm on himself!
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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outside divorce court one sunny morning....
newly divorced wife: bye bye shortie! (holding up her pinkie at her now newly ex-husband)
Newly ex-husband: bye bye Lucy (loosie!) - stretching the corners of his mouth as far as he could make them without inflicting harm on himself!
Hehehehheeee!
I waned to call her all names related to a nyap with no grip but i still Love her so much i wouldn`t want to hurt her.
 
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Its so funny you mention this.jana i discovered that my ex-wife amenipeleka to court again ati sijui visitations etc.
So i texted her a piece of my mind and guess what she called me afterwards?.... Ati I am a JELLY d*ck!
Haki nilicheka yangu yote on my own.
By the way,give me a good reason to get hard so i can post a picture of my 12" Monster! Labda picha yako hivi!?...
Please... I saw the ciroc! She might be right... Weka mbicha ya hiyo MONSTER! Mimi taka ona..
 

MBOMB

Village Sponsor
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Anyone,Someone...I bet none of you men has anything close to this! May be you did in form 4 but life has happened and it has some how disappeared.

I can't stress this enough...Our sedentary lifestyle, Nyamchoma every other day, downing a whole bottle of cheap liquor is making your manhood flaccid.

Otherwise, weka mbicha naenda kutafuta ruler!
Some niggers won't comment coz they wud have to f*uck u thrice to reach 8inches...@Unicorn calls them #TeamPatco. Having said that , the proof of the pudding is in the eating
 
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Some niggers won't comment coz they wud have to f*uck u thrice to reach 8inches...@Unicorn calls them #TeamPatco. Having said that , the proof of the pudding is in the eating
But in this village mbicha is the pudding... Tafasari weka hapa...
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
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@kabuda...I can swallow that in a heartbeat! I need a fucking deep throat maneno ya lollipop niliacha.
Looks can be decieving and many a cock Hungry women have choked on my todger trying to have a mouth-full.
I think its only fair you show us any part of your anatomy to prove that you are not a Masculine faker. Ata your bare thighs or naked bossom will suffice for now!
 
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