Last weekend was the longest weekend in my entire uncountable years on this planet earth. There was this ‘lady’ by the name Joel, unfortunately i has no effidence to prove my claim here because i did not get that chance to photo-click her big, curvy and sexy ass…huyu dem nilikua namkufia sana. Kidogo kidogo nikatupa mstari but unfortunately she proved hard to get at the first few days, on Thursday 31st evening at around 6, message ikaingia kutoka kwa hii kunguru asking for transport anitembelee ju the next day was Holiday and the long weekend ahead. me being a horny, unblessed creature niliamua kufikiria na the other head without brain…nikamtumia 1k( mistake number one).
Nilisahau some wise talkers wakisema never send a chick some money unless to you fucked her pretty well and rough at the same time.
So on friday the next day at around 8 in the morning i called this bitch asking what time she will be at my place. She confirmed she will be there at around 11 coz she was washing her clothes. Mimi huyo, keja nikangarisha, bedsheet ambaye sijawahi change for the past 3 months nilichange at last. Ma airfreshner kibao. I mean nyumba ilikua very clean. Hapo hapo nikakimbilia sure pale kwa ‘karanja’ one of mjamzez old man with a shop near keja.
The old man smile and said “make you you kill that thing mpaka itapiki nyongo”. Mimi nikajua kamzee kameniblase na hiki kitu nitararua mbaya…
Nikarudi kejani na kumake sure hakuna mwanya kwa dirisha ama mlango ambaye harufu ya airfreshner inaweza escape. At around 10:40 somewhere there i called this chick once again to confirm my mission is still on course and Alas! The phone wa mteja. Being a man who never gives up nikaendelea kutry kucall. At around 11:30, phone ikaingia and akaconfirm kua she is coming…hapo hapo mjulubeng ikasimama tena na nikafeel yes leo nakula kitu. And to ensure am not going to mwaga haraka nikaingia kwa choo na kugurumisha pikipiki, one shot with my hand nikamwaga, i felt relaxed though mjulubeng was still flagging. At around 1 hivi nikacall again to know amefika wapi coz the distance between where i am and where she is parking is less than an hour journey, and again simu was mteja. Hapo ndio nikajua nimechwo, trying to call but zii haingii…instantly my dick collapsed. I tried to revive it but wapi it was not responding…at around 3 pm message ikaingia! The filthy bitch claimes ati hawezi kuja ju jamaa wake amemcall so anaenda huko. Fuck… i wanked on that sure CD cursing that bitch and all those with the name joel.
Tumia dictionary sana sana.
entire
now lemme read what its all about
Na “Joel” si jina ya Ndume,just asking.[SIZE=2] Anywy everything happens for a reason[/SIZE] 
Pole you live and learn
Your are a disgrace to Ktalk fraternity.
satisfied now?
So you destroyed your ped pag farm over a ghost puthy?? Pole sana
Mbona ukatuma fare? I always tell my kungurus nta-refund, kama hataki kukuja always have a plan B… Keep females on rotation to avoid rookie mistakes.
Every pink handle has several males in rotation, why can’t you.
Did the old man, ask how it went ??:D:D:D:D:D
:D:D aliitisha effidense
Hakuna dem uitwa joel,lete mbisha ya mathigh ya joel
He meant Jael labda
Aknowledge the source meffi .
Ati ulituma mpesa ikajiandika joel na bado ukaendelea kungoja ?
when you add an ‘ot’ to your name; it perfectly describes you
:D:D:D