The day i swore never to pick a random chick for a sleepover..... WORST SLEEPOVER EXPERIENCE!!

[Curious_Ke]

A while back nilidhani nimeangukia kadame karembo kazuri, she was a embu chick, looked innocent and very pretty.

Kadame tukaagree when she will come through for mechi. Hio day nikajua maneno imeivaa, keja set and ready for a nice evening.

Dame kufika na kuu feel all welcomed and free, akapata drink, Beefeater, akadai anataka kuwaka, nikamshow ni sawa but hio drink iko noma because hata mimi nilikua nimeshindwa nayo (had been gifted hio mzinga). Dame akajidai yeye pro, akaanza moss moss, kiasi kiasi akaanza kuongea sana, mimi nikajua basss atanipea kunipea. Was imagining vile hio game itakua poa kama we are both tipsy, especially yeye vile alikua ameanza kiherehere na kuongea mob.

She became drunk and too noisy so i took the bottle and hid it, yeye mwenye akaanza touching touching, kutoa bra hapo living room baadaye akanishow tuende bed. Mimi huyo naye hadi bedroom, alikua anatembea kama anatoa nguo, kufika bed akaiingia ndani ya duvet na kulala fofofofo…

Mimi nikaanza kupiga hesabu zangu vile nitakuta vituz na kujaribu kumpendua nikule vituz but at the same time naogopa asiamke na nduru aniharibie sifa zangu za ploti…nikaamua niache adoze hoping zitashuka then nitakula vitu maa saa tisa usiku huko akianza kujiskia.

My hopes dashed when niliskia bed imekua warm all of a sudden kwa sheets, kadame kalikojoa bed aki… Na saa hizo hata hakajiskii. I was so upset aki, mkojo ilikua kama bucket nzima na saa hizo she is dead asleep… Nilitoka bed kama napiga mdomo tuu nikaenda kudoze living room.

I didn’t manage to hit it, i was so pissed off in the morning she was so embarrassed, i just gave her push kwa stage akiendanga na nikirudi kejani nika delete her number.

Hio story ya kuokota dame sijawahi jaribu tena, that’s like 1.5yrs ago.

What’s your worst sleep over experience at your place?

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

Please, respect Embu ladies. My truest love was an Embian. But due to continental and racial differences haingekuwa

[cortedivoire]

Hata mbisha ya empty chupa ya beefeater

[Brayo44ki]

@Bingwa Scrotum

Please, respect Embu ladies. My truest love was an Embian. But due to continental and racial differences haingekuwa

Is that what you refer as a decaying dental formula? continental and racial differences.

[Lonely_Lover]

Hiyo yako si kitu.
Pitia hii kijiji vizuri usome visanga ya honourable elders.

[Sidewinder]

@Curious Ke

A while back nilidhani nimeangukia kadame karembo kazuri, she was a embu chick, looked innocent and very pretty.

Kadame tukaagree when she will come through for mechi. Hio day nikajua maneno imeivaa, keja set and ready for a nice evening.

Dame kufika na kuu feel all welcomed and free, akapata drink, Beefeater, akadai anataka kuwaka, nikamshow ni sawa but hio drink iko noma because hata mimi nilikua nimeshindwa nayo (had been gifted hio mzinga). Dame akajidai yeye pro, akaanza moss moss, kiasi kiasi akaanza kuongea sana, mimi nikajua basss atanipea kunipea. Was imagining vile hio game itakua poa kama we are both tipsy, especially yeye vile alikua ameanza kiherehere na kuongea mob.

She became drunk and too noisy so i took the bottle and hid it, yeye mwenye akaanza touching touching, kutoa bra hapo living room baadaye akanishow tuende bed. Mimi huyo naye hadi bedroom, alikua anatembea kama anatoa nguo, kufika bed akaiingia ndani ya duvet na kulala fofofofo…

Mimi nikaanza kupiga hesabu zangu vile nitakuta vituz na kujaribu kumpendua nikule vituz but at the same time naogopa asiamke na nduru aniharibie sifa zangu za ploti…nikaamua niache adoze hoping zitashuka then nitakula vitu maa saa tisa usiku huko akianza kujiskia.

My hopes dashed when niliskia bed imekua warm all of a sudden kwa sheets, kadame kalikojoa bed aki… Na saa hizo hata hakajiskii. I was so upset aki, mkojo ilikua kama bucket nzima na saa hizo she is dead asleep… Nilitoka bed kama napiga mdomo tuu nikaenda kudoze living room.

I didn’t manage to hit it, i was so pissed off in the morning she was so embarrassed, i just gave her push kwa stage akiendanga na nikirudi kejani nika delete her number.

Hio story ya kuokota dame sijawahi jaribu tena, that’s like 1.5yrs ago.

What’s your worst sleep over experience at your place?

Lol, Ulipigwa multiplier my friend. :D:D:D:D:D

[Jimit]

@Bingwa Scrotum

Please, respect Embu ladies. My truest love was an Embian. But due to continental and racial differences haingekuwa

Pussy nigga you actually fell in love? A real man does not know what falling in love is because the moment he falls in love he subjects himself to manipulations and vulnerability. Stay dangerous

[Jimit]

@cortedivoire

Hata mbisha ya empty chupa ya beefeater

Amesema 1.5 years ago

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@Jimit

pu**y nigga you actually fell in love? A real man does not know what falling in love is because the moment he falls in love he subjects himself to manipulations and vulnerability. Stay dangerous

Una.advise nani wewe mattako baridi

[Jimit]

@Bingwa Scrotum

Una.advise nani wewe mattako baridi

Ulinipapasa haga ndo ujue matako yangu ni baridi shoga kumamayo filthy wannabe?

[anon94046782]

@Curious Ke

A while back nilidhani nimeangukia kadame karembo kazuri, she was a embu chick, looked innocent and very pretty.

Kadame tukaagree when she will come through for mechi. Hio day nikajua maneno imeivaa, keja set and ready for a nice evening.

Dame kufika na kuu feel all welcomed and free, akapata drink, Beefeater, akadai anataka kuwaka, nikamshow ni sawa but hio drink iko noma because hata mimi nilikua nimeshindwa nayo (had been gifted hio mzinga). Dame akajidai yeye pro, akaanza moss moss, kiasi kiasi akaanza kuongea sana, mimi nikajua basss atanipea kunipea. Was imagining vile hio game itakua poa kama we are both tipsy, especially yeye vile alikua ameanza kiherehere na kuongea mob.

She became drunk and too noisy so i took the bottle and hid it, yeye mwenye akaanza touching touching, kutoa bra hapo living room baadaye akanishow tuende bed. Mimi huyo naye hadi bedroom, alikua anatembea kama anatoa nguo, kufika bed akaiingia ndani ya duvet na kulala fofofofo…

Mimi nikaanza kupiga hesabu zangu vile nitakuta vituz na kujaribu kumpendua nikule vituz but at the same time naogopa asiamke na nduru aniharibie sifa zangu za ploti…nikaamua niache adoze hoping zitashuka then nitakula vitu maa saa tisa usiku huko akianza kujiskia.

My hopes dashed when niliskia bed imekua warm all of a sudden kwa sheets, kadame kalikojoa bed aki… Na saa hizo hata hakajiskii. I was so upset aki, mkojo ilikua kama bucket nzima na saa hizo she is dead asleep… Nilitoka bed kama napiga mdomo tuu nikaenda kudoze living room.

I didn’t manage to hit it, i was so pissed off in the morning she was so embarrassed, i just gave her push kwa stage akiendanga na nikirudi kejani nika delete her number.

Hio story ya kuokota dame sijawahi jaribu tena, that’s like 1.5yrs ago.

What’s your worst sleep over experience at your place?

Mimi wangu ali tapika kwa bed… I chased her out at 5.am… Then called mama fua… after 1 months… Aka kuja na shopping ya 3k…to apologize… We friends even today…

[Kaffir]

@Bingwa Scrotum

Please, respect Embu ladies. My truest love was an Embian. But due to continental and racial differences haingekuwa

Kumbe ww ndio ulivunja roho ya capote !!

[Curious_Ke]

@anon94046782

Mimi wangu ali tapika kwa bed… I chased her out at 5.am… Then called mama fua… after 1 months… Aka kuja na shopping ya 3k…to apologize… We friends even today…

That must have been very embarrassing for her…

[Masood]

Wonderful narration. I think as a rule just offer a meal and then sex. Don’t put yourself in a position that you need to inebriate her before you enjoy

[Muthafari]

Thread is being derailed…

[Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd]

Hekaya mufti buda. Wewe ulipatana na mshamba hajui pombe ninini. Siku izi hapa town hio beefeater yako wataikunywa na bado waongeze gilbeys tatu kabla hawajazima. In short, they will drink all your cash in the name of letting u hit it. Never ever offer to buy a woman alcohol before u have hit that pussi atleast thrice akiwa fully sober. U will weed out a lot of time-wasters, gold diggers, and club-rats that way.

[Zush]

@Curious Ke

A while back nilidhani nimeangukia kadame karembo kazuri, she was a embu chick, looked innocent and very pretty.

Kadame tukaagree when she will come through for mechi. Hio day nikajua maneno imeivaa, keja set and ready for a nice evening.

Dame kufika na kuu feel all welcomed and free, akapata drink, Beefeater, akadai anataka kuwaka, nikamshow ni sawa but hio drink iko noma because hata mimi nilikua nimeshindwa nayo (had been gifted hio mzinga). Dame akajidai yeye pro, akaanza moss moss, kiasi kiasi akaanza kuongea sana, mimi nikajua basss atanipea kunipea. Was imagining vile hio game itakua poa kama we are both tipsy, especially yeye vile alikua ameanza kiherehere na kuongea mob.

She became drunk and too noisy so i took the bottle and hid it, yeye mwenye akaanza touching touching, kutoa bra hapo living room baadaye akanishow tuende bed. Mimi huyo naye hadi bedroom, alikua anatembea kama anatoa nguo, kufika bed akaiingia ndani ya duvet na kulala fofofofo…

Mimi nikaanza kupiga hesabu zangu vile nitakuta vituz na kujaribu kumpendua nikule vituz but at the same time naogopa asiamke na nduru aniharibie sifa zangu za ploti…nikaamua niache adoze hoping zitashuka then nitakula vitu maa saa tisa usiku huko akianza kujiskia.

My hopes dashed when niliskia bed imekua warm all of a sudden kwa sheets, kadame kalikojoa bed aki… Na saa hizo hata hakajiskii. I was so upset aki, mkojo ilikua kama bucket nzima na saa hizo she is dead asleep… Nilitoka bed kama napiga mdomo tuu nikaenda kudoze living room.

I didn’t manage to hit it, i was so pissed off in the morning she was so embarrassed, i just gave her push kwa stage akiendanga na nikirudi kejani nika delete her number.

Hio story ya kuokota dame sijawahi jaribu tena, that’s like 1.5yrs ago.

What’s your worst sleep over experience at your place?

:D:D:D:D:D

[Private_developer1]

:D:D lakini wewe ukona bahati ni mkojo tu , @Tommy Lee Sparta kunguru ilikunia kwa carpet banae

[Curious_Ke]

@Private developer

:D:D lakini wewe ukona bahati ni mkojo tu , @Tommy Lee Sparta kunguru ilikunia kwa carpet banae

Lol

[poyoloko]

Kuna siku Eldoret nilichota dem wa Moi, beautiful kipsigis nikapeleka mancave pale kapsoya. Tukawaka club timba ikafika 2am sisi hao kejani na mechi ikaanza. After like 20mins manze dem was shaking like a generator na macho rolled back in their sockets ziko white kama ghost banae.
Sijawai shtuka hivyo ndio karibu nipige nduru jirani akuje aone shetani nimeteka ndio slowly her breathing gently returned to normal, and she assured me that she would be okay yeye Hua na kifafa and hio hutokea aki orgasm.
So to prevent her from biting her tongue, she asked me politely akianza hio kitu niwekee kijiko kwa mdomo yake ikianza. One of the best kalenjins puthy I’ve ever had. She became a great friend and nilikua nadeenyer almost every time I was in town provided kijiko iko karibu