The day l was humiliated in the staff room

#1
so sparta in form one,was the kichwa mbaya full of energy and curious as fuk,about the kusafisha mbiro...

l was in karuri high school, it was after lunch, after eating sembe na beans, every student is sleepy,na wengine ni heka na those lucky few would have a chance kushika matiti ya fellow female, tulikuwa tunaita kuenda stim...

yani ukiguza boobs juu ya pullover wewe unajiskia kama village hero, na unaenda kuvako maboys vile ulishika over 25 mins....

sasa sparta, nikasema nilale juu mwalimu hakuwa anakuja,...kama nimejiwekelea nikaskia nimegongwa na sticky stuff kwa kichwa..... kuamka kuangalia ni jamaa ametafunaa paper ikiwa soaking wet akanigonga nayo kwa kichwa:mad:
sasa after kujaribu kusurvey ni nani amenitupia,kila mtu aka anguka na kicheko:mad:... l woke up angry and said Usio wa guthaa ni Gui kihee Kino wewe (the person who threw that shit is a dog,uncut kipii pu**y hole)

after kushout those words, there was silence then kicheko all students:oops: kumbe mwalimu alikuwa kwa mlango aki ingia and heard everytying....

aka ni uliza Timoty ati umesema nini?

:( apo sparta nikanyamaza....
mwalimu akani itaa...ati umesema aje kijana..


apo nikajitetea vile nimegongwa na paper kama nimelala...:mad:

that teacher was a d*ck, akaniambia tufuatane staffroom..

kufika staffroom, walimu wengine walikuwa pia wamelala, uyu mtiaji aka anza kuchocha vile nimetukanana vibaya...na anatakaa l repeat vile nimetoka kusema......o_O

walimu nao wakakuwa curious

kwani amesema nini,
sparta nimenyamaza tu....

mwalimu moja akasema rudia vile umesema, stop complicating stuff...hebu rudia


sparta nikasema.....ule mtu amenigonga hana akili:D

uyo mwalimu mutiaji akasema ongea ukweli nilikuskia,na uliongea kikuyu

aki apo nikajuwa nimeishaa nikitajaa jina KiNo(pus$yhole) :oops:

l was silent again:(

the teachers now getting uneasy ...sema vile ulisema kesi ishee

sparta nikasema Usio wagutha ni Gui .......

the nagging teacher was on my neck....maliza vile ulisema.:confused::mad:


sparta .......Na ni Kino


all teachers :eek::eek:


na mimi na ufala yangu nikarudia tena

Usio wa guthaa ni Gui kihee Kino wewe:p


tena fala moja mwalimu male .....We riure wona Kino?

l was tempted to say eeeeeh kia nyukwa gui ino


punishment nilifanya a whole 3 days....slashing nyasi na kuandika apology :(
 

pyts

Village Elder
#2
so sparta in form one,was the kichwa mbaya full of energy and curious as fuk,about the kusafisha mbiro...

l was in karuri high school, it was after lunch, after eating sembe na beans, every student is sleepy,na wengine ni heka na those lucky few would have a chance kushika matiti ya fellow female, tulikuwa tunaita kuenda stim...

yani ukiguza boobs juu ya pullover wewe unajiskia kama village hero, na unaenda kuvako maboys vile ulishika over 25 mins....

sasa sparta, nikasema nilale juu mwalimu hakuwa anakuja,...kama nimejiwekelea nikaskia nimegongwa na sticky stuff kwa kichwa..... kuamka kuangalia ni jamaa ametafunaa paper ikiwa soaking wet akanigonga nayo kwa kichwa:mad:
sasa after kujaribu kusurvey ni nani amenitupia,kila mtu aka anguka na kicheko:mad:... l woke up angry and said Usio wa guthaa ni Gui kihee Kino wewe (the person who threw that shit is a dog,uncut kipii pu**y hole)

after kushout those words, there was silence then kicheko all students:oops: kumbe mwalimu alikuwa kwa mlango aki ingia and heard everytying....

aka ni uliza Timoty ati umesema nini?

:( apo sparta nikanyamaza....
mwalimu akani itaa...ati umesema aje kijana..


apo nikajitetea vile nimegongwa na paper kama nimelala...:mad:

that teacher was a d*ck, akaniambia tufuatane staffroom..

kufika staffroom, walimu wengine walikuwa pia wamelala, uyu mtiaji aka anza kuchocha vile nimetukanana vibaya...na anatakaa l repeat vile nimetoka kusema......o_O

walimu nao wakakuwa curious

kwani amesema nini,
sparta nimenyamaza tu....

mwalimu moja akasema rudia vile umesema, stop complicating stuff...hebu rudia


sparta nikasema.....ule mtu amenigonga hana akili:D

uyo mwalimu mutiaji akasema ongea ukweli nilikuskia,na uliongea kikuyu

aki apo nikajuwa nimeishaa nikitajaa jina KiNo(pus$yhole) :oops:

l was silent again:(

the teachers now getting uneasy ...sema vile ulisema kesi ishee

sparta nikasema Usio wagutha ni Gui .......

the nagging teacher was on my neck....maliza vile ulisema.:confused::mad:


sparta .......Na ni Kino


all teachers :eek::eek:


na mimi na ufala yangu nikarudia tena

Usio wa guthaa ni Gui kihee Kino wewe:p


tena fala moja mwalimu male .....We riure wona Kino?

l was tempted to say eeeeeh kia nyukwa gui ino


punishment nilifanya a whole 3 days....slashing nyasi na kuandika apology :(
Hehehe, masaibu ya boy child. Worry not.
 

uwesmake

DRYFRY ARTIST
#4
:D:D:D:D umenikumbusha Headteacher alizoea kinichapa viboko hata kama sijakosa , one week to KCSE akaniitia dose ya viboko juu ya kuto enda preps ya Asubuhi nikasema siwes na siwes chapwa viboko akashikwa na butwa kunikujia anichape nikamuinua ngumi , comrades wakainua kicheko ya chini ya maji . aka kaa chini na kurudi kwa kiti yake na kuniambia ningojee hapo njee ashughulikie comrades . hapo ndio secretary alinipea barua na nikafanyia mtihani from outside the school navy seal style .
 

jaymoh

Village Elder
#5
:D:D:D:D umenikumbusha Headteacher alizoea kinichapa viboko hata kama sijakosa , one week to KCSE akaniitia dose ya viboko juu ya kuto enda preps ya Asubuhi nikasema siwes na siwes chapwa viboko akashikwa na butwa kunikujia anichape nikamuinua ngumi , comrades wakainua kicheko ya chini ya maji . aka kaa chini na kurudi kwa kiti yake na kuniambia ningojee hapo njee ashughulikie comrades . hapo ndio secretary alinipea barua na nikafanyia mtihani from outside the school navy seal style .
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