The entire new testament is based on a cheaters lie that went too far

Mary alikuwa ananyima Joseph coomer since she she was not that into him, but she saw he was a good provider type of guy who she could marry and he will take care of her. She then cheated on Joseph with three guys akapata mimba but she had to invent a story ndio Joseph akanyagie. Akasema hajadinya mtu, ni holy spirit ilimwingiza mimba. Joseph alikuwa fala vajo akameza hiyo nonsense. Vile Jesus alizaliwa the three guys Mary smashed showed up to inspect the paternity situation, ikabidi Mary tena amechezea chini akashow Joseph these are three kings from far. Joseph kweli alikuwa fala, badala ya kuuliza why three kings have randomly showed up to the birth of my child, Joseph ye alimeza tu hiyo story hivo. Vile sasa Jesus aligrow up aliambiwa hiyo maneno pia yeye alimeza hizo mauwongo akajichocha yeye ndio Son of God alafu ndio Christianity ikaanza hapo.

the level of blasphemy kwa hii story inashinda matusi za Lucifer…

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based on a *takes puff story:wanderings of an intoxicated mind

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If God doesn’t destroy you, then he owes an apology to Sodom and Gomorrah!

:confused:what the actual fuck?

Ati nini ?
Fangi isiwe huru !

Raises valid points why would king s come bila Entourage yao ?hhmmm need to think

They were Magi (wise men), not kings.
Anyway, lemme ignore the idiot of the original post hapo juu

Asante kwa korection

What kind of nonsense is this

Audhubillah!!!

Hahaha it’s all bullshit

@Merry Christmas and @justus deal with this blasphemous individual

This is actually the most rational explanation :D:D:D

Hii story ya three wise men led by a star niliisikia Sunday school nikabaki na maswali mingi sana. I remember seeing new mothers being visited by wamama wenzao immediately after giving birth. In fact hata baba ya mtoto would show up days later as the new mother is cared for by her friends.
Sasa hii story ya ndume tatu kutokelezea immediately after the birth of Jesus was shocking to me. Who does that? Halafu story ya Joseph kuambiwa asitoroke kunguru naona in kama hizi ndume ndio zilimcheza. Must have been a syndicate ya hizi ndume tatu. Brother’s keeper? I don’t know.

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