The frequency of doing things

General
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I’ve been thinking for the last 30 minutes and I’ve come up with a list of how frequently some things should be done:
[ol]
[li]Brushing teeth - At least twice a day[/li][li]Masturbating - At least 3 times a day and as urge arises[/li][li]Shitting - 2 to 3 times a day (after waking up, after lunch and after dinner)[/li][li]Fucking - Anytime an opportunity arises but no less than twice a week. For the record the twice is not the no. of shots but the no. of sexual encounters i.e. sessions.[/li][li]Banging your friend’s wife/husband/GF/BF - Never[/li][li]Threesome (FFM) - Every time an opportunity presents itself but at least 8 times in one’s lifetime.[/li][li]Threesome (MMF) - Never[/li][li]Licking pussy - Once in every 69 sessions with the same girl[/li][li]Sucking dick - The dick should be sucked during every session[/li][li]Sexual soundtracks - During every session by the woman[/li][/ol]

And with all those teachings I leave you with an image[ATTACH=full]177579[/ATTACH]

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I think you have a straight tube from your mouth to your anus.

3

or even he doesn’t have intestines ,chakula inaanguka kutoka kwa mdomo hadi tumbo.

4

The oesophagus connects from the mouth to the stomach, intestines and all the way down to the anus. The tube you are thinking of is not just a tube and it’s not straight - it’s called the digestive system.

Now, when you wake up you are shitting the previous night’s dinner, at lunch time you get rid of breakfast and at dinner time you excrete the lunch you ate. Simple cycle

5

Boss unajua venye kukwamilia mavi kwa system in kitu mbaya. Kwanza kunyamba utanyamba na kunuka zitanuka usitake kujua

6

Hehehe naona ww intestine ziko juu tumbo hahaha meffi

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Always funny and bitter truth