THE "GAME MOJA TU" CURSE!

Over the last couple of months, i have had the honour of seeing betslips of many gamblers. Majority lose with the famous saying 'ni game moja tu ilinitoa", so I always ask them send me the slip nione.

With my analytical skills in Forestry, I came with these results and conclusions.

  1. Never bet on a team winning with less than 1.4 odds. The amount of torture that you will undergo seeing your slip being knocked out by 1.2 odds, will be devastating.

  2. Never place straight win multibets on Japan, Australia or Korea. These teams are very unpredictable like your girlfriends periods. Instead, place your bets on the Goals Market.

  3. If a strong team is playing away, avoid the straight win market and instead play with the GG option. Majority of the time they usually end with draws.

  4. Spread your multibets over a period of time, if need be upto five days. Hii maneno ya kutaka kutengeneza 1 million bob from 50 bob in 2 hours mkome kabisa. There is always a team that will go against the expectation.
    Case in point. Those many 5pm games za England on Saturday. Sijui league one, championship etc.

  5. If a team has five straight wins, achana nayo. Kunakuwanga na kasumba fulani the sixth game.

  6. Live betting achia watu wenye wako na 10Mbps na Kodi streaming live and can actually tell the momentum of the game. If you arent watching the game, achana na Live bet kabsaa!!

  7. Recovery of lost float takes time. But will never come back on placing multibets with heavy float. Kama umepoteza, cheza singles na ukuwe mpole. And by the way, hapa ndio watu huumia sana.

Feel free to add/subtract/comment/share. Pamoja Tuangamize Muhindi.

Happy Gambling Talkers.

HATUTAKI TIPS,
TUNATAKA MIX!

Game za Australia are the most unpredictable, one game team inascore 10 goals, the next game game inaisha nil-nil.

Barcelona…Bayern Munich,Intermilan,Ac Milan,Man u already blacklisted in my bets.Izi timu denied me cash at one time or another.Secondly siezi betia timu yenye huwa na support

pia politicians husema “ni polling station moja tu iliniangusha”

betting is a waste of time and money

It can be good entertainment if you have the type of discipline that I lack.

Si uende hapo forum ya business and open a thread titled “why betting is a waste of money” and type your opinions.

Hebu acha gamblers wadiscuss na amani. Hii ni base yetu. Thankyou.

house always wins is the biggest problem

sawa demakufu.

It should be a hobby, not a career.
And we always say, bet what you can afford to lose. In my case, ksh 200 every week za Jackpots:)

lakini nikikuambia ununue jug daniels unakataa

These teams are very unpredictable like
your girlfriends periods.
hahahaaa. kali sana

Demakufu leta mix ya gospel reggae. Io info umetupea hapo tunajua.

At the rate naona watu wanalia pale telegram, sidhani kila mtu anajua hii info.

Bwana ya size 8 atakusort na Gospel reggea mix. Zetu ni za watu wa Fagi.

Ata walevi husema ‘isipokuwa ni hiyo pombe nilikunywa ya mwisho’…
Malaya Uwesmake naye’ isipokuwa ni hiyo shoti ya mwisho’…

exactly, mi huweza game za two weeks ahead when odds ziko high knowing very well come match day zitashuka mbio

…hii post ntacopypaste kwa akili alafu nichapie Parah na Macheddar pale base jioni tukichonga…alafu ntakuwa nikidai commission advice “yangu” iki come thru

counting my losses and moving on …siwes bet tena

What happened?

alieka rent na bibi,

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