Back in the days when I was working for mhindi, I was caught by the HR snogging with the receptionist in my tiny office. The HR was a hefty woman who used to be rather rude, curt.
She was like, “Now what do we have here…(some stuff)… My office. Right now.”
The receptionist took to the door like a bullet.
“Not you! I thought you were only bringing tea here, kumbe? Just pick your cups and go back to the reception”
Akatoka.
Wueh!
Jasho.
So nikatoka polepole nimejikokota kuelekea ofisi, thinking to myself vile huyo mhindi aliniamini kunipa hiyo kazi mpaka akienda kwao nilikuwa namshikilia. Wueh!
Nikapata mama anasoma file zingine hapo na macho makali.
“Sit down..”
Nikaketi. Silence. It could have been two minutes, may be three or four. Sijui. Felt like an hour though…
Akaweka file kando akaniangalia na macho makali.
“Tabia gani unaleta kazini? You know I have been suspecting this has been going on because everytime that lady comes to your office, she hangs out there forever? Unajua hata kama uliletwa hapa na (Dr. Mhindi), unajua akisikia hivi atashangaa sana? I expected better from you…etc, etc..”
For no apparent reason, I found myself shaking.
Halafu sasa akasimama akazunguka desk akanisongea.
“Why did you do that?”
Akifika kwangu akakalia armrest akaniwekelea mkono kwa mbega.
“I am sorry if I am being harsh but you know that is wrong, I didn’t mean to be harsh.” Giving me a reassuring pat. “Usirudie, sawa?”
Akaniachilia nikarudi ofisi.
Mafala wote hapa watakanusha but roughly one month later, I fucked the mama. Her huge breasts flowing down the sides of her chest all the way to the mattress, looking like some wobbling obese snakes or something…she was heaving and huffing like a steam engine. But that is a story for another day.
She was like, “Now what do we have here…(some stuff)… My office. Right now.”
The receptionist took to the door like a bullet.
“Not you! I thought you were only bringing tea here, kumbe? Just pick your cups and go back to the reception”
Akatoka.
Wueh!
Jasho.
So nikatoka polepole nimejikokota kuelekea ofisi, thinking to myself vile huyo mhindi aliniamini kunipa hiyo kazi mpaka akienda kwao nilikuwa namshikilia. Wueh!
Nikapata mama anasoma file zingine hapo na macho makali.
“Sit down..”
Nikaketi. Silence. It could have been two minutes, may be three or four. Sijui. Felt like an hour though…
Akaweka file kando akaniangalia na macho makali.
“Tabia gani unaleta kazini? You know I have been suspecting this has been going on because everytime that lady comes to your office, she hangs out there forever? Unajua hata kama uliletwa hapa na (Dr. Mhindi), unajua akisikia hivi atashangaa sana? I expected better from you…etc, etc..”
For no apparent reason, I found myself shaking.
Halafu sasa akasimama akazunguka desk akanisongea.
“Why did you do that?”
Akifika kwangu akakalia armrest akaniwekelea mkono kwa mbega.
“I am sorry if I am being harsh but you know that is wrong, I didn’t mean to be harsh.” Giving me a reassuring pat. “Usirudie, sawa?”
Akaniachilia nikarudi ofisi.
Mafala wote hapa watakanusha but roughly one month later, I fucked the mama. Her huge breasts flowing down the sides of her chest all the way to the mattress, looking like some wobbling obese snakes or something…she was heaving and huffing like a steam engine. But that is a story for another day.
