The hand grease business gets slippery with entrant of new player

Fans of Arimis will be happy to note that there is a new Slick Rick in town. Unga Limited, makers of popular flour products have announced the introduction of a new milking jelly with which they hope to milk the mullah from your pocket.

This new development comes hot on the heels of the sudden decrease in slay queen supply in major urban areas. AMG subscribers and sympathizers now have an extra slippery reason not to get to happy town.

The product will be available countrywide from shops and supermarkets. Agrovets have been found to be a not so viable distributor.

Please note, the slogan is meant for actual farmers. The manufacturer would never disrespect your member by calling it a cow. Johnny, however, Deserves Only the Best.

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These guys have launched a product due to inconclusive research … in their hurry to Photoshop the success of a product, they overlooked the real reason ARIMIS is flying off the shelves… the cows have nothing to do with it…they don’t have the numbers!

the cows have nothing to do with it…they don’t have the numbers!

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Hii ni ya kukamua ng’ombe ama kujikamua ?

Bora kukamua

is it microwave safe?
we need a little bit of warmth

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Upuzi ulioko Kwenye hiki kijiji.kikiki

On the label… Is that splashing of milk or splash of CUM?

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Menengai introduced theirs as well. Vigorously marketing it, for every bar of soap you get one.