The Indian puthi

Before nilete hekaya what do you call a male momo?

Anyways juzi got laid and this time was a kamuhindi. It was a lay that came out of nowhere. So this how the hekaya unfolded, after works I decided to stroll downtown with no serious plans for the evening. Am walking and I notice this Indian girl standing infront of this fast food joint looking stranded so being the mister nice guy that I am I head straight towards her pretending not to be interested.

I go like “excuse me miss, do you work here?” and she tells me “no, vhy?” I thought you work here as I wanted to see one Sameja who works in the restaurant. So she tells me she doesn’t and that she’s still new in town. I cheekly ask if she would join me for a pizza while I check on my friend and after some persuation and a little hesitation she accepted. Kumbe dame yuko searching for a fcuk just to make that extra buck. Yenyewe alikuwa kitu swafi na ako na ile ufala yao ya kutingisa kichwa akiongea. It didn’t bother me a bit. Huyo nikamchota mpaka kwa boy wangu who was not around town, didn’t wanna risk ajue digs yangu.

FFWD. After romance ya uwongo nilikamua nyoka karibu nifike hadi kwa mkia, alishinda akishout “acha” mara “mitha” lakini mimi naswaga tu. Mtoto aliniweka marathon mpaka nikasallenda. After hayo yote nazindikisha yeye ananiambia “I like you many”. Kitu bado imenibamba ni huyo dame alikuwa na futhi mob nikashindwa kwani hawazinyowagi ama ni tradition yao. I later asked an Indian friend what “acha” and “mitha” meant and I now understand why she kept on saying those words.

Watu wa mbica sina, was busy nikinyandua didn’t find time kutake a photo maybe next time.

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Mollis on sight.

by the way a male momo is called Kush yule mono

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nice Hekaya but we still need them pics

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There are sites that buy “desi” sex stories, try your luck to fetch your self some rupees.

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Acha and mitha means wrong hole

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weka ata receipt ya pizza tuone kanono

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weka ata receipt ya pizza tuone kanono

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Picha ata ya kutingiza kichwa akiongea.

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Confirm ilikuwa majimaji

weka lemix ya i sullender ya kihindi tuamini hekaya

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Weka ata mbica ya fudhi zako ama pizza.
This Hekaya is struggling to meet the minimum Threshold in evidence so we will have no choice but to assume that you were wanking to a “desi” porn movie on xnxx…Again!!!..

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eish! Shairman wa #team nduthi. Nice hekaya:)

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i like you many :D:D:D:D:D
dead!

LOL; there was a time in klist a guy aliweka picha ya thermal while he was dwy fwying his empress. Ile thermal ya joto sijui iyo picha alipiga na nini. Their nether regions had most of the heat as the thermal pic was red in that region.

@Kush kanono hata thermal ya muindi siwes-mind.

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kama huna picha weka video ya Bollywood dance scene basi

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Nduthi man weka mbisha bana

Omera siukona umafi. Nilifeel na kidole and confirmed it was the right hole yawa.

Kush hata thermal kama hii ukim-dwy fwy hauna?
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Hapo sawa kanono. Huyo ni mboch wa mwarabu alikuwa ameenda exile kidogo juu ya mateso.

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Ahahahh! Kama hii ni diss haina cum back lol

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