The Kind of Girly-Gossip Men Wish did not Exist

upepo

Village Elder
#1
Lessons from the girls: Stolen from the Daily Forum
NB: This script is likely to hurt a majority of the resident demographic from the low-lifes to the lie-lifes to the high-lifes to the no-lifes. Ukiumwa sana shika Keg kesho ni Friday.
WARNING: Kama una shida ya pesa usisome. Hakuna haja ya kuongezea shida kwa ingine.

Prompt or Question:
Ladies are you able to cum/ orgasm through penetrative sex alone?
Because for me personally I must rub or sugua my clit as the man pumps ndio I get my orgasm,and it must be missionary position

Responses:
With men, i never knew orgasming or squirting until I met my current guy.Penetrative sex gets me to squirt pekee, but he ensures I cum/orgasm during foreplay, and this is only by rubbing my clit or tongue game.So by the time foreplay is done I'm too spent.
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I am a clit orgasm kinda girl myself. Lick it, flick it, rub it....nothing beats a clitoris orgasm. I go to another plane completely. By the time narudi unapata mtu anakuangalia anashangaa ulienda wapi lol. But also with a grin on his face knowing he did that
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Mi uskia utamu and I cum quickly when the man rubs his d*ck on my clit. Kunisugua kwa clit. We don't even have to do penetrative sex
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Me i dont even cum alone, i squirt vibaya! My guy is a beast in bed, unacum masikio inafungana for almost two days Lol . Sijui mamake alimlisha na nini wallahi she deserves a gift. A luhya dude

= Tuma number we confirm pliz
= Ebu tuma namba aki waonge na baba kinuthia ju ya hizo tactics prissss
= Wacha story wacha tu experience kufungana maskio ata 30sec...unaona vile warembo wame starve nikiwa chairlady wao?

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I do but only with one guy funny enough he's a lot older. Wa kakamega. Najua tuko wengi
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Mm i dont cum at all. Aki nimejaribu everything,,hadi positions different but nothing seems to work for me,,the only time i cum is when i masturbate
= Try rubbing your clit during sex,be patient as you rub,utacum,it's the best feeling eveeer
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I only cum nikiride
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Get a man you love and you won't go thru all that shit of rubbing wharever.
= orgasm if you deeply feel someone itakam trust me if he hits it right.Its all in the mind to me tho very few men can make you reach there.most just do it bora they cum.
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The man I love I don't even cum Lakini wacha niende kwa side man hewooo i cum adi ya neiba.i tell you nikitoka apo sina nguvu kwa magoti nikukunywa tu energy drink raha jipe mwenyewe Mrembo.
= side man and cum hadi ya neighbor
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Those who dont cum till they rub, tutaftane i belive in good romances n lickings wll make u cum ucontrorable n uncountable
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If i love you kucum hata just thinking of you inafaa i cum but if i don't feel you na ukona maybe madharau hata upake Viagra kwa clitoris ni bure
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Me too. I mist be rubbed to orgasm.
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I must be on top and in missionary position tu cum
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I cum cum cum and cum. That mathogothanio feeling takes over my body
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I have never um with my husband and no matter how many times I tell him about it, he shrugs it off
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Mimi ata sijuangi tofauti ya cum Ku squirt na orgasm mtu anielezee like a toddler prissssss. Hakuna yenye nishawahi skia.wallahi am in trouble six years now.nitaambia watu mini(shittis voice)

= Cum ni kukuja, squirt ni kususu kwa bed ,orgasm ni kidudu makanasi huwa kinafanya mtu askie kulia ,kutetemeka,kupiga nduru ,kukufa ukiwa mdomo wazi
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Sijui hata kucum ni nini. . I really hate sex
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Mimi ni lazima,nifikirie vile niliona doggy akifuck ndio income ama niimagine my crush is the one fucking me...pia akinisugua clit nitacom but si kila siku,ni hayo kwa sasa
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I have never reached cloud 9 until I met this luyha man with the curved d*ck...weuwe this man really knows how to use his tool.
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I love doggy na ii ingine unashikiliwa miguu zote juu in missionary that style makes me blind juu ya utamu
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Mimi eat my pu**y thats enough
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It's different ,even the feeling is sweeter than just clitoral stimulation,for me to orgasm through penetrative sex,I must incorporate clitoral stimulation.Just like you mentioned,a woman must learn her body and know what works for her
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Kutingisha kiuno mboro ikiwa ndaani,yaani unafeel iyo mtree unacum,soo sweet
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MM lazima nisugue nkipigisha g.spot iyò d*ck yake,,,,ama boo anirub na mkono yake rough hadi inuke kamaharagwe kanaungue,,,, utamu Wa clits umeshinda ata chakula,,
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There's vaginal orgasm and there's clitoral orgasm... not everyone is able to achieve the vaginal orgasm. I guess tofauti ni kuna mwenye lazma d*ck ikuwe ndani fr her to cum,na uyo mwingine asipo rub clit awezi cum
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Yeah d*ck has never made me cum..,my 2 fingers do the magic
= Very true.. Fact.. Actually a very small percentage of women get orgasm through penetration
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Orgasm is a vocabulary to me.have never had any in my life
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Me too I have never experienced it (orgasm) through penetration.
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one thing i've learnt about sex is that it's as much psychological as it is physical especialy for us women.
= Your clit must be very small,yangu ikiguzwa tu na mjuolos for few minutes na cum asap
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When i am the one riding cowgirl and reserve cow girl and scissors i cum like nodody's business
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Wenye mnasema mko na clit kubwa mkiguzwa mshacum si mshare pics please wanawake ni kusaidiana...
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Mimi I cum on both. Guess am blessed. Kwanza I normally have several orgasm in one round mpaka nafikiria Niko mgonjwa. Mimi nikama wimbo ya tetema was meant for me. N funny thing with all that I never squart
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Hata am beginning to dislike sex cos ,aki hata kuendaje I will never come esp via f**k its nothing in fact it makes my nunu more dry n tyt .I prefer clit rubing bussines:.. I use CD all through and no fp
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Wacha nichanue Dada, make sure umeshikanisha miguu on that missionary style ndo ahit Gspot...utakam tu vizuri
= Wee na vile his d*ck huwa sweet siwezi weka miguu chini I always feel like kuzitoa afike mpaka kwa koo ile trembling me hutremble yaani nafeel I'm the cause of the earthquake ilitendeka majuzi
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I can cum for more than 3 times or even squirt when penetrated but it depends with the size of the d*ck. A huge is a disaster.
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i easily squirt n get a massive orgasm at the same time..i carelessly cum. but when it comes to massive donkey-like dicks, i get zero pleasure.... foreplay is very important n it's a man's job to identify ua most exciting parts tha make u cum....my squirt hutoka ka maji iko na pressure, alafu natetema kama generator, ooh mama
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For those of us who cum na kiss ama touch kwa nyonyo tucomment wapi
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Clit rubbing is heavenly
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In my entire hoeing escapades av NEVER known orgasm,,,,untiiiill I met a fellowship hoe of a man yes he made me reach orgasm for the first-time ever until I called my ex n told him he didn't know what sex was,,,,n them booom my hoe mate we dated for sometimes until I let him go can't let a mere two minutes shaking let my life became miserably failed I had to drop him like hot butt shits,,,n move on sema kupatana na punda ya d*ck after this am not dating anymore
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kwanza ukirub clit alafu chali anakutomba m2 humwaga mpaka dhambi. the feeling of mastubation and penetration is just out of this world mi mpaka humwaga tumachozi ya utamu begging 4 more.
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and then after umerub clit na chali amekutomba both of u mnaexperience love on a deeper level kwanza chali akikufuck plus akukiss passionately mi humwaga mpaka bone marrow.
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Hawa wenye wanatetemeshwa kama generator woiye si you please send your men to my house.At least wafunze huyu mtu wa kwangu
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Orgasm tip 101 it always start with the brain don't have sex to please your man only have sex also because of the pleasure it happens trust me uta orgasmic Hadi vidole ztakuwa boneless
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Aiii mii bae wangu hunifuck hadi nifeel thirsty kizunguzungu woiiii....magoti kuisha nguvu..live long shpepi
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Why rub ur clit ?!
Tell ur man to rub it & suck it my dear u will be over the moon. This is pure intimacy .
If he cant do it then he does it to someone else.
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Mimi sijawahi cum nasikia tuu kwa radio watu wakisema.
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feel like tagging his whole clan hapa. ile msuri naskianga acha tu...Asante bae
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i squirt during rough sex ... and cum during soft and slow sex as i rub my clit... damn
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Meh ata kucum Ni shinda mayb Ni watch pone. I watch lele porn
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I always rub my clit while they are pumping. And that's when I cum or squirt. But kwa mtu silike I just tingisha mbiombio acum aniondokee. No need of cuming in the wrong place Mimi ni mtu wa wera so they lol
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Bae knows my weakness, akipump lazma asugue clit, hapo lazma kumwaga na kurepent vitu hata sijafanya en asking for forgiveness, am always in another world
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I have never cum...my entire life...am not even sure....i dont know the feeling maybe
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With a good d*ck, the right foreplay, the right wetness na finally a great brain, una cum vizuri izo ku rub clit ni additional. If Ur not thinking about the sex or u hate huyo mtu or uko na stress u might never cum Another great thing ni 3sum,imagine a d*ck in Ur pu**y, a tongue on Ur boobs and a hand on Ur clit or finger in the ass, just imagine..... Una squirt adi sulfuric acid na pancreatic juice.....
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The only reason I. Miss Kenya ni dicks Aki, hizi za wazungu niguteeeeeeee. Kuna black Americans yes, but I'll be cheating since my fiance ni mzungu na naogopa kushikwa but nkikam Kenya nakula bila woga
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The only man who made me orgasm,was one who had a curved d*ck
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My self I cum either way when the d*ck is slided inside alafu nasuguliwa kila corner vizuri hapo mtetemeko hukua real... And if I want to squirt real good he got to work on my clit either licking it mzuuuuuuri ama rubbing it viproper... Hapo namuosha na muosho mmoja anaenda akiwa msafi
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My 50year old man makes me cum like crazy, those who say old men loose libido hiyo ni yao..The first few days he would get frustrated and be like "What do you want me to do for you to cum"saa hiyo amenisugua hadi anasweat woiyee but now he has mastered my body, uzuri I have a big clit and very large labia so cuming and getting wet isn't hard...I pull my pu**y lips the Ugandan style and I can say it has helped me a lot.
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I never Cum but fake it
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I am 24 years dating a 36 old engineer oh my God that man licks my pu**y like no one s business then when he pumps I cum like twice first round
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Mine if I want to come vizuri l always tell the man to let me be on top, that way hata huwa sikai sana I can come haraka tena sana na hiyo ndo style mi huenjoy sex sana, I can ride him as if I will die after cumming
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My mwk makes me cum more than once first shot but ni byw..His game is on another level
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Am married for 14years sijawai cum my husband hubby is so selfish he only likes to be bj'd but hata hajui clit yangu inakaa aje,am tempted to cheat and experience how it feels
= This kusema tu ukweli, is a selfish man
= tell this to the lady whose husband is selfish to kindly look for fun outside (raha jipe mwenyewe) because you are missing a lot of fun out here I am a boy but I know that sex must be enjoyed by the two partners it's not a one sided thing
= Goodmorng let that lady know if she gets a man who can nyonya her and penenetrate her well she will never give that Bj again. Its heaven for ladies when they cum.
= Go ahead pls its fun. But never regret of consequences! Tumeona wengi
= Morning Ritah, majority of men wako selfish ikifika mambo na kitanda. Men, kindly up your game bure tutawasaidia huku outside....!

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Is it just me or some of these men act like househelps? Mkianzana everything is rosy till they start bringing mazoea. Especially if he knows you like his game- he starts thinking he is indispensable and you cannot do without him. Dawa yake nini in such cases?
 
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Nattydread

Village Chief
#10
Half-a-males, mbona you're talking these confessions so personally?

This is funny (explains the @forestmonkey riddle too) :

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i easily squirt n get a massive orgasm at the same time..i carelessly cum. but when it comes to massive donkey-like dicks, i get zero pleasure.... foreplay is very important n it's a man's job to identify ua most exciting parts tha make u cum....my squirt hutoka ka maji iko na pressure, alafu natetema kama generator, ooh mama
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K

Kimakia

Guest
#15
Khai khai khai mtu anaukia yaani kunyonji juu ua hizo comments.Wenye wamesema curved d*ck ni kama they were referring to me
 
#19
Moral of the story ..... The trick to get an itch off is learning where it itches the most. Depth, width, strength, longevity of time matters but to a small proportion....
 

TrumanCapote

Village Sponsor
#20
What is shocking here now? Isn't this just common sense? You don't need a whole long write up kuambia mtu kitu simple na kitu obvious.

Without clitoral stimulation women do not cum.

But as @captain obvious amesema WHO CARES?Men use women's bodies to masturbate. Nobody cares if the woman is dead as long as the body is still warm. FGM was there to ensure that women do not become sexual beings but remain sexual objects and sex slaves. Just the way men like it bcz enjoying sex and having orgasms is a male preserve. They do not want to share sexual power.. The power to cum. While using a woman's body. Vile uneza tumia an inanimate object.

Its powerful to use someone's body to get orgasms. It's powerful to objectify a human being. Ni kama vile waarabu make Kenyan maids cook them very delicious food which the maids never eat. They just cook it and give it to their masters.

But in marriage women boycott sex. Once they attain security. Because what are they getting out of it besides UTIs, chlamydia, stis and side effects of contraceptives? Nada. Sexual slavery is real. Sexual relations with men is the greatest con of all time. For women.

This is why Women who abstain are shamed for being lesbian, frigid, undikmatised and undicked down. They need good d*ck but what for if they don't cum 90% of the time and men couldnt care less.When all the abstaining women are doing No to a raw deal and saying No to sexual exploitation and slavery?

Entire sex Trafficking industry is there to feed the dark and insatiable male sexual appetite. Prostitution and pornography as well. Don't hold your breath for sexual equality. Men want it to remain unequal. If women are no longer sexually objectified how will men feel powerful?
 

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