Sometimes back, one early morning,i boarded a mat from Narok to Nairobi to deliver some documents to KASNEB and run some other illegal errands at the green city in the sun. ilikua exciting being the fact that imekua long kwenda area izo. Besides some chic i met in Facebook aliniambia nimtembelee siku moja Nairobi. After story za KASNEB, i made that magical call. she picked and was like…Maasai uko wapi?..
i answered back confidently… Nyamakima! ( btw besides KASNEB,it was the only other place i knew by name back then…ni stage ya Narok bt ata after kutoka upper hill naulizia nyamakima ni wapi after every turn, nikifika tu hivi nafeel at home!)
Then she was like…panda Mat ukam Kahawa!
… i was like ,gosh! Damn! where the hell is that place? i didnt want to look a dummy though… i hanged up. i did sent her ksh500 and a txt saying kuja nyama kima!
We met, and goodness! that lass ooh! she was beautiful!. she took me to some restaurant for lunch( sina idea ata kwa sasa iyo place iko wapi) we took lunch exchanged pleasantries .
when lunch was over, i chomoad my wallet( had a number ok Ks…i dont rem how many, quite much… i made sure she saw…gave her 1K and told her to proceed and pay and ofcos keep change…
we left, and just when i was ready to say goodbye, she asked, Whats the plan?..i said, what do u suggest? ( i never answer those kind of questions directly)… she was like nataka tushide tukilewa hii Nairobi…hehe
My goodness! what!.. My jaw dropped! nywele mpaka ya groin ikanisimama… nkasweat adi tako…bt nkajifanya gentleman na nikamshow haina wasiwasi…
i sensed mayb i was in danger… Nairobi enyewe siijui alaf WAIRIMU aniambie tulewe adi asubuhi…nkakumbuka nliona stories za mchele nkajua apa nikutoka …vile nlihepa is a hekaya of another day…
Nkaulizia njia adi Nyamakima. kufika booking office kuna model amesimama apo… booty ni kama imechongwa…rembo sana…mtoto chocolati…nywele ya brazillian. anakaa mtulifu kuruka. suitcase mbele yake kwa stairs…nkasahau shida zangu zote and the fact that a moment ago i did put my life on stake. alikua anashika ticket, nkachungulia nkaona ni ya Narok adi Car plate number … nkajua ni kukata ticket teketeke. i wanted to start a conversation there and then bt boy flani akakam kubonga na yeye nkaskia roho ikimelt. kama haingekua the fact that jamaa alimwita sis, sijui ngekua wapi saa ii.
I went straight to the mat, she was right behind me, her brother pulling the suitcase. i had just settled on my seat when i heard a commotion out side. Oh my gosh! it was our humble girl causing chaos. Apparently a passing mat almost run over her brother . Our girl went haywire. Akapitisha driver kwa dirisha akamsaba makofi na matusi kibao!
Hii Nairobi leo itanionyesha maneno! nlishangaa bt dame akanibamba zaidi.After wanaume kumzuia kucommit murder, akakam kwa mat still cursing like a sailor…mori imempanda na kutetemeka kama moran.
Two seats were vacant, one next to me and the other on my back… i had to act first. nkamshow …madam kaa hapa…kaa kwa dirisha upate hewa… akaniaangalia kwa hasira na kusema …na wewe usiniletee ujinga …kumamako!
I looked at her nkamshow…madam uko na hasira ingine inaeza chemsha githeri…akaniangalia akanishow…nipishe nipite…
nkampisha…furaha tele… mat ikaondoka…bro akaenda…na mimi huyo nkampa tissue apanguze jasho… akadai ako na handkerchief.
nkasmile alaf nikamuuliza aniambie vile aliturn from an angel to a devil in a second! akasmile … nkajua game on!
story ikaanza mdogomdogo…first story ya dere… kujuana… story funny funny…kumtuliza… by the time tuko suswa nlikua na finger fuck mtu… kufika Narok amekwama na mimi …kushuka tu kitu saa nne usiku tukaenda kejani… mamake kupiga simu nayo? nkaenda kuamsha dame flani friends with benefits … huyo kufungua mlango akanirukia…mate…bt nkamshow atulie cz i have a situation …nkaexplain …nkampa ksh600 aongee na mamake KIKISII ndo ajue ako in safe hands ndo atulie cz dame alimshow alishuka Narok saa sita na walikua na huyo dame kwa mat akampeleka kwake cz alikosa motorbike…Friends with benefits kutoka tu hivi, clearly akiwa amejam, nkaongeza volume ya Hoover…
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Wakanyama
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Nmesoma last line
Ukaongeza volume ya [SIZE=6]hoover [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Akanyal soma nangoja shamali[/SIZE]
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Definetly not a Maasai, your shrubbing ni ya elsewhere.
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i am pure bro
Mayelo.
Ero e ngutuk e maa?
Title ya Alpha male kwako 
:D:D
where exactly do you come from??
shivika voki si
ele logonya sidai?
alafu afta kuongeza volume ya hoover…ukalala na huyo dame akakupora na akaenda na hoover pia
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Minyi
Ero ameingia mitini@Pastrolist,kanyo ero?
AYE OMOISI’YO!!
huyu ni wa kwetu wachaneni na yeye…
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Kapchesana longisa kigerera ni lelo
Sadak’ta
Barichi, nalala shie
Erro…naona tu matusi… ati minyi… lol
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