The lady's mind in a Faulty Car

Which passenger seat is your favorite?

  • Front seat

    Votes: 10 34.5%
  • Back left

    Votes: 7 24.1%
  • Back right

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • Back middle

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Viti za boot

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Other

    Votes: 4 13.8%

  • Total voters
    29
#1
There is this type of expression ladies have when they occupy the front seat of a car. Do you also noticed how they wear that provocative smile in traffic? Watu wa kumumunya tropical kwa Kenya Mpya wanatabua hii maneno. So, what goes on in their mind?

I would also like to take you to another scenario, where the car stalls in the middle of the highway. How does she feel or react when the other cars are moving while her dude's car is faulty.

Is she cursing in her mind or does she wait to hear the words "Shuka tusukume gari" to call off the relationship? What do you think goes on in her mind?

Share with me your views, I like preparing for the future.
 

x-trail

Village Elder
#3
Si kuna siku moja jioni kumenyesha kighafla so tukanyeshewa na kama kawaida jam ikaingia kwa barabara so x- trail huyo akaona mvua imepungua wacha atumie shoebaru yake afike kejani kwa njia nikapata buda flani gari imestall kwa bara bara anajaribu kuiskuma solo apandishe pavement buda naye ameweka mguu za mbele straight hata kupanda ni ngumu nikamwambia akate steering slightly left ipande so nikamsaidia gari ikapanda pavement alafu nikaamua kujitoa buda ananiita nimsaidie tuskume iende ndani kiasi so kurudi buda akaingia ndani ya gari niskume solo kucheki ndani naona madam ndani ametulia nikashindwa huyu buda anataka niskume wote wawili wakiwa ndani nilifanya a 123tokambio
 
#5
Si kuna siku moja jioni kumenyesha kighafla so tukanyeshewa na kama kawaida jam ikaingia kwa barabara so x- trail huyo akaona mvua imepungua wacha atumie shoebaru yake afike kejani kwa njia nikapata buda flani gari imestall kwa bara bara anajaribu kuiskuma solo apandishe pavement buda naye ameweka mguu za mbele straight hata kupanda ni ngumu nikamwambia akate steering slightly left ipande so nikamsaidia gari ikapanda pavement alafu nikaamua kujitoa buda ananiita nimsaidie tuskume iende ndani kiasi so kurudi buda akaingia ndani ya gari niskume solo kucheki ndani naona madam ndani ametulia nikashindwa huyu buda anataka niskume wote wawili wakiwa ndani nilifanya a 123tokambio
:D:D:D walikubeba ufala. Hapo madam ana shika steering wheel wanaume wanaskuma ama vipi?
 

Mark Maish

Village Elder
#7
The worst thing that can happen to you is having your car stall in the middle of nowhere, at a dark place, without network coverage & you are with missus. You can't leave her with the car to go look for help. You can't send her. She complains when you go under the car Ati she is scared, meanwhile, she blames you for everything. Hapo ndio inabidi umefikiria like two people.
 
#10
The worst thing that can happen to you is having your car stall in the middle of nowhere, at a dark place, without network coverage & you are with missus. You can't leave her with the car to go look for help. You can't send her. She complains when you go under the car Ati she is scared, meanwhile, she blames you for everything. Hapo ndio inabidi umefikiria like two people.
Kuna kunguru mmoja ilikuwa inalala kwa co-driver's seat when we happened to stall. At 4am in the morning. On a deserted road by a bay. Zile simu alipiga kuambia watu I can't even count. Huku I'm just trying to find a local to help us.
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#12
Si kuna siku moja jioni kumenyesha kighafla so tukanyeshewa na kama kawaida jam ikaingia kwa barabara so x- trail huyo akaona mvua imepungua wacha atumie shoebaru yake afike kejani kwa njia nikapata buda flani gari imestall kwa bara bara anajaribu kuiskuma solo apandishe pavement buda naye ameweka mguu za mbele straight hata kupanda ni ngumu nikamwambia akate steering slightly left ipande so nikamsaidia gari ikapanda pavement alafu nikaamua kujitoa buda ananiita nimsaidie tuskume iende ndani kiasi so kurudi buda akaingia ndani ya gari niskume solo kucheki ndani naona madam ndani ametulia nikashindwa huyu buda anataka niskume wote wawili wakiwa ndani nilifanya a 123tokambio
hehehe pengine alikua amejipanga akurushie ka 20 bob for the effort
 
#14
Kuna kunguru mmoja ilikuwa inalala kwa co-driver's seat when we happened to stall. At 4am in the morning. On a deserted road by a bay. Zile simu alipiga kuambia watu I can't even count. Huku I'm just trying to find a local to help us.
Hehehe I can imagine. She was probably exaggerating how messed up your situation is.
 

Ken_Sarro

Village Elder
#16
Si kuna siku moja jioni kumenyesha kighafla so tukanyeshewa na kama kawaida jam ikaingia kwa barabara so x- trail huyo akaona mvua imepungua wacha atumie shoebaru yake afike kejani kwa njia nikapata buda flani gari imestall kwa bara bara anajaribu kuiskuma solo apandishe pavement buda naye ameweka mguu za mbele straight hata kupanda ni ngumu nikamwambia akate steering slightly left ipande so nikamsaidia gari ikapanda pavement alafu nikaamua kujitoa buda ananiita nimsaidie tuskume iende ndani kiasi so kurudi buda akaingia ndani ya gari niskume solo kucheki ndani naona madam ndani ametulia nikashindwa huyu buda anataka niskume wote wawili wakiwa ndani nilifanya a 123tokambio
:D:D:D hio ni kubebwa ujinga
 

byro

Village Elder
#17
The worst thing that can happen to you is having your car stall in the middle of nowhere, at a dark place, without network coverage & you are with missus. You can't leave her with the car to go look for help. You can't send her. She complains when you go under the car Ati she is scared, meanwhile, she blames you for everything. Hapo ndio inabidi umefikiria like two people.
achana na movies kijana...middle of nowhere ni wapi? toa hekaya acha kuforce imaginations kwa brain zetu...
 

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