The last time I simped

Back nikiwa campo I was a broke cabron nikiishi in some dimly lit bedsitter in ngara. So in those days nikibangaiza on borrowed MBs nikaona a dem alikuwa mutual on IG. Kuiva was an understatement alikuwa lightskin, big tits na tattoos things I desired at the time. Na alikuwa mkamba nilijua sekete itakuwa crazy. So I DMd her and convos ziliflow tu yaani ni kama kulikuwa na connection. Too bad ilikuwa ndio sem imeanza na alikuwa kwao pahali ukambani. So we used to sext a lot naonyeshwa mathayo na video za kutwerk little did I know sikuwa natumiwa peke yangu. But dem alikuwa na red flag kubwa she used to talk about her ex sana venye walikuwa wanafight sana alafu wanahave steamy sex. Hapo nasimp namwambia mimi nitakupa mapenzi na steamy sex but I can’t lay a hand on you. Boy was I stupid.
Kitu ka two ama three weeks dem akarudi Nairobi alikuwa anasoma KU mimi UoN. Sasa ile red flag mnakumbuka ikaanza kuwa tunabonga poa alafu like two days dp yake inapotea na nikimcall inasema mteja. She used to say that simu yake ina shida inabidi aformat kila wakati. Now I know alikuwa anaenda kwa ex wake kupigwa miti alafu ananiblock ndio nisichome. So the first time we met ilikuwa tupatane tao tupige kalunch kijana by 1 nimeoga marashi murwa pale. Guess what msichana alifika tao 11 and not 11 am. Nakumbuka something had happened in town sijui jangili alishootiwa or something. My mum had called me earlier kuniambia I stay safe. Lakini horny young me niko hapo 11 nikapata dem alikuwa tipsy ametoka bash or sth. In short she just needed someone to keep her company ndio gari ijae since it was late. Stupid me nikakaa hapo nikimpigisha story na maybe alikuwa ametoka kupigwa miti.
So story ikaendelea later on tulikuwa tumepanga kila kitu. Like nilikuwa sure chuma inalala ndani hadi alikuwa ameniassure venye ataniwekea vizuri. But the plan was niende uko wendani nimchukue twende kwangu. So mimi najua kukutana na mtu ni 2 to 4 huko. Nikatoka kufika wendani dem akanishow ooh sijui anafuatilia missing Mark nikuwe patient. Nikasema haina shida nikaingia local nikasema by the time namaliza Cup mbili dem atakuwa amemaliza. Nikamaliza Cup 3 dem bado nikasema wacha nikagotee boys wangu fulani nikipass time. Eventually dem akanisaka around 9 akaniambia anaelekea stage nikam. Kufika dem alikuwa amedress to kill; mini dress fulani alafu the emphasis was on her cleavage na tattoos za miguu were showing very nicely. But dem akaanza ooh sijui kuna her friend pahali anafaa ampee kitu ndio tuishie. Nikanotice dem anapigiwa all the time anaulixlzwa ako wapi. Ndio ikaanza kunihit maybe si mimi nimevaliwa hivi. So tukaenda pahali huyo rafiki yake alikuwa a few meters away. Kufika tunapata dem wawili kwa xtrail I never saw the driver juu nilikaa mbali nikijipa shughuli. Kiasikiasi dem akanishow live ati anaishia na wanaeza nipea lift. Moyo ilivunjika nilikuwa naskia kulia mbele ya watu. But nikasema hiyo ni aibu gani nikabonda tu nikamwachanisha. The most embarrassing part ilikuwa xtrail ikinipita nikienda kupanda mat. Nilijua MGOTW hawacheki na us poor cabrons. But hiyo situation iliniharden sana and since then I never take any shit from women. Any signs of nyefnyef nadelete number na kujipa shughuli.

Pole mblo.

Ku harden tu…i think hi ilikufanya u loathe women…wah!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Yaani ilikutake upitwe barabarani na xtrail ndio urealise niaje after all those red flags…:smiley: anyway haina noma…hufanyika.
Tranquilo cabron.

We are hardened by time and experience.

Hukuona red flag ya tatoo?

Wewe ndo ulilalisha. Kama mlikua mnasex chat already ilikua umuonyeshe the level of seriousness na ucreate anticipation prior to even meeting her, si kuenda tu huko na imani ya kwamba utapewa. Utamwaga machozi na imani yako itapotea :smiley: Hio ata si kusimp, ni inexperience.

Trust me every man passed through that induction of fire to the modern dating world.
It’s just a matter of when…some began too young for the experience to be that brutal

But one thing is that we always experience something is off… but because we love the lady too hard we don’t want to embrace that thought hata kidogo. We push and try to kill it but it keeps popping up.

Ukikatia dem things need to be flowing 100%. You need to feel the vibe and at peace. The moment you begin questioning even a single thing is the moment you should know you’ve lost it and that danger is looming.

Every man tries to come up with an excuse… e.g. she’s busy, her phone iko na shida, hapendi kutext or chat, she’s playing hard to get etc

The moment you begin questioning that’s it.

Unless you were looking for a quick hook-up, some women love the attention and they won’t reject you or tell you they have a boyfriend… they will use you emotionally and if you’re too beta also financially leaving your pockets totally dry.

It’s always a tough decision considering you’re always madly crushing for the girl but you have to accept she’s not yours.

The Redpill solution to that is a man has to approach/hit on as many cute girls as possible and go with the one the vibe is flowing

Nilikuwa very young I think 2nd year ikianza. Now I know better.

Format? Kwani simu ilikuwa floppy disk?

:D:D:D:D

Every man must pass baptism by fire at some point in his life to help with character development.

We have all been there.

You live, you learn

Hmm, should put this on a T-shirt.

:smiley: Boss uko sure huku drunk text later

Zii at that particular point I was done…

:D:D… Ati anaenda na wanaweza kupatia lift

Hiyo madharau ilikuwa real. Alafu pia sikuwa poa kimfuko so singeenda clubbing if at all ninja angekuwa hana shida.

Ungepea yeye makofi mbili na sweep moja ya kimataifa

Lmao!!

hekaya swafi omwami. :D:D:D