The most expensive things in Kenya ranked respectively...

1.Having a woman stay over at your place .
2.Buying land near the airport.

Weh hiyo No 1 hunimalisa sana. Kwa kweli mimi si mfugaji. I eat really really nice food though… Hakuna kitu poa kama getting the smell of stew cooking before eating. It’s an excellent appetiser.

What’s the most expensive thing you buy apart from alcohol on a regular basis?

Guitars. Imeanza kuwa addiction.

Just for collection ama you make music?

I am a guitarist for fun.

Nice. Otherwise how you feeling health wise msee?

I am getting better. I expect to be back there on 28th.

most expensive axe you have? saving for a genuine gibson.

If you feel poa vizuri tuambie, the village will send over a nice exotic momo you DFHMBL:D

Oh no. Not again! Be strong brazamen. Be strong.

I don’t have an axe yet, although I am eyeing a Squier Bullet Mustang with two humbuckers I’ll try to buy this month. Nimenunua tu acoustic guitars nikaona nianze na an entry-level electric. A Gibson Les Paul will set you back a thousand or so Dollars. I recommend you look into Epiphones (basically a budget line by Gibson) the way I went for a Squier (they are a budget line by Fender). Or a 2nd hand Gibson, although hizo kupata Kenya si rahisi.

I meant I am going to be back in Kenya. Sio hosi.
Na hao momo watumwe at an address that will be communicated in time.

hehe…hiyo number one ni ukweli kabisa. First, you water and electricity bill go up 10 fold juu anaoga after ever few hours or they are always cleaning something. Next, bill ya foodstuffs and groceries inapanda pia. Keki inapikwa like every other day so hiyo ni stima na unga, sukari etc. The other is vitu zinajazwa kwa nyumba inakuwa cluttered. Mimi kwanza I hate it when the house is full of clutter. Viatu 10 pairs, nguo ziliachwa kuvaliwa akiwa first year, manywele etc. Then the smell of various concoctions she uses on her body. Make up, mafuta ya nywele, perfume. Bedroom haikaliki. Trust me hapa sitawai rudi anytime soon.

Interestingly, neighbor anabadilisha makunguru kama suruali. He has had 4 live-in girlfriends in the short period I have been living in my house. I have seen all of them move out in a huff in the dead of the night. At one point I figured they might be relatives but apana, definitely kungurus.

I buy timepieces. I currently own a dozen with diverse movements including the tourbillion, coaxial and lever mechanical escarpments. I am in the process of acquiring a longines conquest vhp which guarantees me a time difference of only 5 secs annually. I am always in the market for automatic timepieces that can tell the passage of time accurately

Phew…

Kizee, Ati what ! ! !

Boss na si umekipata? :D:D:D:D

Not exactly expensive by Ktalk standards; Acqua Di Gio and Black XS fragrance and G-Shock watches, I have at least 13 different colours.

Do you teach kupiga hio kitu.

I am a terrible teacher. I am self-taught. Youtube ni muhimu.

Zinapatikana locally?