The ONLY logical explanation behind @uwesmake 's deep dislike for Somalis and the Somali community in general!

T.Vercetti

Village Sponsor
#1
It is a well known fact that most indigenous Kenyan homosexuals and transsexuals are attracted to light skin yellow yellow guys e.g soft chaps from the Somali tribe. Yaani nyama soft, maini laini NO HOMO.

These Kenyan homosexuals and transsexuals are known to confess their love for brown skin Wariahes regularly. It is also well known that many Kenyan Somalis and Muslims are infact very ga.y but that is a story for another day. Sitaki jihad.



Now @uwesmake really loves trannies. Some of you think that this Bukusu boy is joking.... @uwesmake does not joke!

To those who know him personally, this Bukusu fellow is a straight up homosexual. There are hekayas and then there is real life, ukikaa mbaya @uwesmake atakuchangamkia kesi baadaye. Even though in reality he is a feather weight Luhya bastard, despite his small stature he is very aggressive when it comes to chasing after men.

So anyway the only logical explanation for @uwesmake 's deep hatred for Somalis probably stems from an office end of year bash. There was this young Somali dude who had just joined the banking industry as an intern. @uwesmake was dying of thirst imagining all sorts of homosexual activities he would unleash on the poor Somali homo sapiens.

Being a red blooded Bukusu , @uwesmake decided tonight was the night. It's now or never. This office end of year bash would be the venue!

He had already bought this Somali boy lunch, 5 times but the boy was not taking the hint.

@uwesmake was tired of waiting so he waylaid this Somali ben 10 when he went to the toilet.

For those who are homophobic you might want to turn away right now and stop reading.

@uwesmake plucked the young boy and smooched him aggressively, "Salim mbona huwa una play hard to get? Kwani what's your deal? Mbona kunitesa hivi banae???"


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Salim was shocked by the heavy hot smooches which goes against the Koran and everything he stood for. Plus he already had 3 wives back home in Isilii.

"Wafula niachilie please. Si hivyo mimi iko na bibi tatu na watoto sita! Aiye sikubaliani na hii maneno kabisa! Korani inasema..."


@uwesmake Wafula would hear none of it. "Salim lakini nimekununulia lunch mara tano this month si ungesema hutaki na ujilipie? You can't deny me my constitutional rights young man!"

@uwesmake leaned in the same way he is used to taking the booty aggressively like a sniper in his village of Kayole Nairobi....

But unbeknownst to @uwesmake the Somali lad had taken basic karate classes at Eastleigh Primary School. He hit the drunk Bukusu man in the balls and unleashed an upper cut that landed the Bukusu lad onto the urinal.

The Somali intern Salim then left casually and walked back to the party. When @uwesmake showed up again 10 minutes later after recovering from the pain he found the whole room staring and pointing at him shaking their heads. They knew everything.

@uwesmake asked his Luhya godfather for a transfer to the river road branch of the same bank where he could work and hide under a new name and his wish was granted. Naturally @uwesmake 's deep dislike for the Somali community started from that one event. Now you know.

The only other explanation for the deep hatred is that @uwesmake found a Somali fcuking his fat wife but that idea is neither here nor there because knowing @uwesmake he would probably join in on the action with a big smile on his face and make it a threesome.



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GREY2020

Village Elder
#20
These Kenyan homosexuals and transsexuals are known to confess their love for brown skin Wariahes regularly. It is also well known that many Kenyan Somalis and Muslims are infact very ga.y but that is a story for another day. Sitaki jihad.

Am not a somali but a MUSLIM born Kenya. sasa ukisema "Kenyan Somalis and "Muslims" are infact very ga.y" , unatuchanganyaa Muslims of all tribes, color etc. from Kenya.
 

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