A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying:
“I’m looking for a man who won’t beat me,leave me and who will satisfy me in bed”.
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened,she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked,“How can i help you?”
The guy quickly answered,“I’m answering your request for a man.”
The lady continued,“You have no arms!”
The guy answered," I won’t beat you".
Lady: “You have no legs”.
Guy:I won’t leave you lady:
“How will you satisfy me in bed?”