The Perfect Man

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying:

“I’m looking for a man who won’t beat me,leave me and who will satisfy me in bed”.
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened,she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked,“How can i help you?”

The guy quickly answered,“I’m answering your request for a man.”

The lady continued,“You have no arms!”
The guy answered," I won’t beat you".
Lady: “You have no legs”.

Guy:I won’t leave you lady:
“How will you satisfy me in bed?”

Guy: “what do you think I was knocking with?”

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What!

Vaginal monologues going on here

Hii tulikua before 1982 coup attempt

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@mos
Kaa ni history ya Kenya or whatever kwa hii kijiji hua ina come Thursdays
Ni hayo tu kwa sasa

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:D:D:D

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Aketi huko na wenzake →→→→→→

Hii umetoa National Archives ama?

mkifika mahali ya kucheka mniambie nicheke

Bangi isiwe huru. …ifungwe maisha. ni hayo tu

:D…

that joke was funny :smiley:
at least amejaribu hata kama ni mzee (my first time kuisikia)