The Phrase that has made women rich in dating sites

“Nitumie Fare, sina ata bob!”

People who fall for this are those who are convinced that they are getting laid but ni pang’ang’a za Abuniasi. Unatumiwa picha, unakula kwa macho, unaongezwea zingine Appetite unapanda, bila kujua “UmeNASAwa” . Thao imetembea…

My Protection: Kuja nitakurefund!

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Huwa nawashow wachukue Uber nitalipa wakifika

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I would rather go and pick than send money.

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They can’t use that on me. Coz before tufike iyo point wanakuanga washa jua Niko na personal. Ile ya casper

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Wanaume mangati. mbirrionares huwa tunatuma hadi za nywele na tunakamua hadi mkia.

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Standard reply: Lemme send a tax your way…tuma PIN

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Nitafungua site ya dating alafu nieke accounts mingi fake za madame. Na nifungue call center nieke madame kadhaa wa kureceive calls. Ntakua naitisha fare kwa kila account hadi ninunue buroti Diani

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:eek::D:D

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Hehe…ktalk birrioneares date broke women. Can’t relate. If you’re that broke, asha ikae. Mimi sio ATM.

Utaingia majengo(slum)?

:D:DTricky, pengine nitume uber. Mchana nitaenda tu.

Fisi alikula nyama ya fisi mwenzake.
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Tricky sana, you either counter it by telling her you’ll call her a cab

:D:D:D…#Kunguruhafugiki manenos.

Ile kunguru ya usiu inakuwanga tinder hujiita? Nataka kuikamua

Sheila ama kitu kama hiyo…uyo utatoa 10k ndio ukamue

10ko_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O For that what is the package? Wacha nitembelee muethiopia

All her three holes…:eek::eek::eek:

The gothic kunguru

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Wacha ni nitafute nione kama naweza bargain, ama kunguru local @Female Perspective Shimo zote Tatu ni pesa ngapi?