The politics of sounds during sex

Men love to have their ego inflated. You’ve all heard about stories of men paying extra to the whores so that they could scream in order to have the ‘audience’ cognisant of their bedroom prowess. Apparently soundtracks, whether solicited or genuine, help a man feel good about the one eyed guy’s powers. The importance of soundtracks cannot be overstated. Luckily for me I don’t need to solicit for soundtracks. I either get them or I don’t. It’s that simple. If I do I’m happier. If I don’t it’s simply because I was performing in a town hall!

My advice to ladies, if you love and/or respect the man banging you be humble enough to give him some music to go with the activity. However, do not give one of those weird, forced ringtones. It should be genuine or should sound genuine. The face and the ringtones must be in sync. You guys remember the MOLLIS DEBACLE? Now that was a case of genuine soundtrack. Mollis, like any other man, was spurred by the ringtone to perform at even higher levels. Ladies, we like oue egos inflated and the sounds and faces you make during coitus play a big part in inflating our copulative ego.

And now a gif that’s not so random
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… or because you brought a thumbtack to a jousting combat.

24/7 wankernda

No sir. It’s because I was performing in a town hall. I’m all okay downtown

Hahahaha

Ulidanganywa

Mwiijii!!