Tonight i’m sipping my scotch at my favorite exclusive lounge in town, y’all know how i roll right? Tunakaribisha wikendi, Hehehe… i digress.
Anyway, i bump onto this old mate from college, with his out-of-shape wife in tow. One look at her and you can tell she has seen better days a.k.a post wall manenos. I’m flabbergasted. Why would this negro tow along his fat and ugly badly-dressed wife to a joint vibrating with skimpily-clad 23-year-olds?
“Oya buda, manze leo niko kwa shit, mama Jay amelenga kubaki kejani nikuje hepi na maboyz. She has insisted to come too,” he explains lamely when she went to the washrooms.
So, I look at the wife again and try to fathom how a 30-something man fast approaching middle-age would get an erection for something as ghastly looking as that. Even high on Talisker Storm 10-year-old scotch she was still ugly as hell. Married negroes in the house, i’m curious, how d’you boyz manage to pull this moves?
I sigh, before one of my PYT birds pulls me away from them and sits on my lap seductively.
Its gonna be a steamy night, fellas. But no so much for my boy.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. You sure are having loads of fun:D:D:D:D:D. Sizing up other peoples’ wives, biatching about them and logging into KT when the young elo yelo women are doing somersaults, walking on stilts, strip dancing etc trying to catch your eye.
Purlease now dudes. AMG it cannot get better than this.
Bibi wa wenyewe wanakusumbulia nini sasa? Same way umeamua hutaki story ya ndoa is the same way hao wameamua wanataka mabibi, so dont see yourself clever just because you made a different choice, kuna kitu inaitwa choice and preferences, you might like rhumba and I might be a fan of soul, but just coz I’ve chosen soul doesn’t mean am any better than you, na pia tunataka evidence ya kwamba wewe ni billioniare venye unajidai hapa ukiongea mchanga
Buda respect motherhood.
Note that if you are lucky to have all your two parents around, you will realize that Mathako pia hayuko in good shape like those 23y.os unatushow hapa.
Sometimes a woman may look ugly but she is a very responsible, helps a nigga in terms of need hata kama ni financial, fire in bed, takes care of his children. She has more positive than negative that the man found her attractive.
It’s a good thing you tied your farropians.
Mimi kama Beta male, bado napandisha wife juu ya Ducati Panigale na tunaingia base ya cham kama nimemushika kiuno.
:D:D:D:D:D,Hawa mabeta males hukuja club na khupipi look so defeated, beaten and terrorised by their tyrannical wife’s…slave wagers wako plantation wacheni kukacatch mafeelings , tafadhali:D:D:D:D:D
You probably have never known the joy of having sex without a condom yet you think that you’re living the life?..
I suspect you’re just a closet faggot afraid of coming out so kazi ni dissing what others have and that you’ll never have.
Sad.
Senior engineer, Egh, GHC, CRE, director open mind movement all protocols observed. Mimi hata kwenda na girlfriend bat huona herculean. Nikioa halafu nione bibi atawai dai twende naye bar, heri tu niwache kwenda bar.
Married negroes in the house, i’m curious, how d’you boyz manage to pull this moves?