The Tragedy that is APs and Blue-Cap Police Manning Roadblocks

I put in some pretty decent mileage weekly; got my ride serviced every 1.5 months

A mileage that takes me to various parts of the country …inadvertently through roadblocks

My observations, which are very informed ingenious opinions, are outlined below:

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[li]One AP ameshinda akinisimamisha eti my car doesn’t have a rear reflective white-red, yellow-red metal sheet or sticker …next time I am gonna lawyer up. Gari imepita inspections tunasumbuaniana nini[/li][li]These cadre of cops with zero experience on the road wanasimamisha every car wanaona. Dudes hawajui that you only stop salon cars, all Toyotas, Lorries, PSVs and single cab pickups [/li][li]When they flag you down they do so as if you are alshabab. Brandishing guns and vigorously shaking their torches. It’s always APs[/li][li]For a lonely road unapata six officers …heeeeeh! Yaani we have such excess personel?[/li][li]I don’t know why the original traffic officers don’t advise these newbies. Nimechapa speed safi ya 150 …nachukua corner then fuck roadblock! I almost screech to a halt …an AP comes along: “Hey boss! Ni safari rally, heh???[/li][/ol]
Boss, simamisheni Toyotas hata Kama ni Landcruises and prados

I am sure your car is like a tenth of the monetary value of a Toyota Land cruiser at most.

Waria unaendesha navara kama safo ukienda wapi?

Mafala wanaerect roadblock mahali risky …one day mtu atapita nao

Needless to remind you that you are taking to MBS

Do you mean Somali Arab?

Arab first …Somali second

Nguruwe huku sio Soomaliyah…Nywele makamasi watatiii

Kadrive kwenu afmadhow. Kenyan roads are for Kenyans only, jinga.

I agree with you, they are a vexation.