After doing some fact finding from a only womenz groups and plus adding my intelligence, I came out with this.
Take a coffee sit back and relax and enjoy.
U see they are two type of men moaners according to my investigation.
- Alpha men : These are men who dont moan during sex. The type that if u eavesdrop them having sex utaskia tuu manduru ya mwoman and sauti ya the bed creaking. Mans kama hawa only release a manly sound wakati they are mwagaring. Ile ya aaaaaargh. Later on let’s mwoman lie on his hairy chest as he smokes a cigar while caressing mwomans hair and giving her fake promises.
Wanaume kama hawa utoka western part of Kenya …Luhya men, Luo, Kisiis and Kalenjin . @Panyaste belongs to this group.
- Beta Male moans: most huwa wasapere, wakamba , light skins and guys from the coast region. These are men who wachilia sounds like the bitch they’re according to my findings in these mwomen groups. Jamaa has soprano sounds…he be like haki baby unataka oooh I love u auuuuwi…and when he cums anawika hadi anatoa machozi. Saizo mwoman ako bubu game anashindwa nn mbaya na hii ghasia. Later on when he cums analalia mwoman kwa chest while holding her …kidogo ana ngorota.
Most of these men uchunishwa sukuma on the low low.
That’s it fox , now over to u. I will take questions one by one .
everyone in the conference room start lifting their hands while saying me professor me
Professor Panyaste: okay the guy at the back with meno brown please introduce yrself and ask your question
Hi my name is @gashwin . I thot it was romantic to moan in unison with your lady. Tell us more.
PP: Wazee wenzako sai wako in bank manager’s office transferring millions to a land sellers account na wewe uko hapa asking irrelevant questions …next question please…yes u mzee with white dreadlocks…what’s yr question.
Hi my name is @Nattydread …we heard u have a mzungu gehl. How does she moan?
PP: mzee please come here I want to tell u something
Natty approaches prof Panyaste…immediately he fikaz he is given an RKO out of nowhere and j&j Inc security throw him out of the conference room
PP: may that be a warning to the rest of u…next question please…yes u mwoman in a red miniskirt ask yr question.
My name is @pseudonym mutheu. My mans Is a truck driver. Name is @Meria Mata . He wikaz like a bitch whenever we are making love and cums in under 45seconds. How can I be helped.
PP: security please take this mwoman to my back room office. Mwoman please follow the security. No more questions the conference is over.
- Few minutes later inside Panyaste back room office mwoman can be heard screaming in joy…sexual joy. Amewekwa bend over kwa mahagony office table unapigwa strokes vilivyo…panyaste is gongaring kugonga ikus baanaye*
Later on Panyaste walks out of the office and is received with standing ovation from the security who were eavesdropping… kidogo Mutheu follows…head on her chin
.shy and.eyes are red with shaggy hair.
Kieleweke
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