There are things I won’t entertain in my house when I get married

Siezi nunua githeri ya barabara nikiwa bachelor na bado nikule githeri ya barabara nikiwa na bibi.apike kwa nyumba…

Siezi kula sukuma imekatwa Katwa na mama mboga na Maji chafu na nikule iyo iyo sukuma nikiwa na bibi aoshe vizuri kwa nyumba na akate Kate…

Siezi kunywa breakfast kwa hoteli nikiwa bachelor na bado nifanye hivyo nikiwa na bibi aamke mapema aandalie mzee kiamsha kinywa… ni hayo tu kwa sasa

Utaweza kubali bibi yako atombwe? Juu iiyo ndo atafanya kwa wingi

Siku utapata huna gas, makaa, kuni… Hutabonga shit tena

Hiyo so kuongea shit. Kwanza hiyo sukuma huwa haijaoshwa. Kurusha bunch of sukuma kwa bucket na kutia so kuosha.

Iyo ni Moto ya kawaida in the initial stages of marriage by the time mugonge 5years ata hutataka kujua food imetoka wapi

Mwambie aoe,adunge bibi mimba,house manager aingie into the mix…alafu alete hiyo maneno yake hapa.

Hapana, hizi ni vitu mtu hu-set standards siku za mwanzo mwanzo.

Pray may I asketh…what will your contribution to the union be? yawaaaa

The only meal wifey knows with certainty I must take in the house is breakfast.
Mwanaume gani huenda kusumbuana daily na bibi ati ooh mbona githeri leo supper, kesho mbona mchele, kesho kutwa mbona ni ugali bla bla bla.
Huyo ni mwanaume bwege.
Kula huko nje, wabebee kanyama kao ingia kwa nyumba na kulala.

The eating part will be the contribution

Oki…:smiley: sitaongeza mengi. It is always cool to watch your man eating what you have cooked hungrily…lakini alete some other stuff…

Si atattomba

Mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmh that is not a favour. The 2 of us will be at it.

No ma’am. There will three of you. You,him and his ego. Its all about nuttin’, you just be the receptacle. Your feelings be damned. Alfa mail creed.

True but Kama Ni mangaa boss utajua hujui

Hapana oa mang’aa. Na akianza kuleta umang’aa baada ya kuolewa akwende.

Seems you’re looking for a maid , not wife.

Hawa watu ushinda kututishia huku ati utatombewa bibi hebu sikizeni. Kama ulioa kunguru pambana na hali yako. Mimi natake time kutafuta bibi mzuri. A God fearing, modern but reserved, well educated, crafty and compatible. Mtu najua nikiamua kusettle down hatutasumbuana. Mkamba tu ama Mtaita amecool. Mungu anijalie.

Why? Sasa ukule sukuma chafu ndio usiwe umefanya wife maid? Some things are basic - kama kukagua chakula yenye atapikia familia . how does she buy sukuma katakata na hajui hata kama ilikatwa mpaka na ma-caterpillar?

Any sane man or woman who takes their time does intimate to the beloved about hates and likes. Conversely, one should also find out about the same from the beloved.
Our OP is single na anakula kwa kibanda. And most likely,when chasing the skirt, he will take it to the kibanda,restaurants and stuff… And skirts are fast learners akiona hupendi kukula nyumbani,ole wako. She won’t start cooking coz amekuwa resident female. Infact,she will demand a few more thing in addition to not cooking…