There exists 2 holes of no return...

There exists 2 holes of no return, One is below the Crack while the other is SMALL BUSINESS/QUICK money hole. Juggling both will either leave you dead, broke or both. Amua kama ni the crack holder you want or the money in your pocket. Case in point, I have a friend a while back aliamua kueka biashara ya blend juice smokie,chips mwitu and fruits. Kunguru convinced him that hii biashara ni rahisi sana only 5-7 k to start. Nigga wanted to show this crack holder kuwa anataka aingie self employed/boss chick league. Ndio biashara ianze he spent Kitu 55k, Kununua stoves, blenders, Meza and other kosokoso za kuzungusha juice na first month stock. After a while the Kunguru convinced him to secure the things he needed to weld a small mabati structure, another 45k, plus kanjo appovals and oiling officials ndio illigal structure isibebwe. They were making money only when the jamaa is there. Akienda Kunguru inauza juice inagonga maji hio juice imebaki, kama ni chipo mwitu kunguru anabuy bucket yake anauza meanwhile stock ya jamaa inalala tu, akikuja anaambiwa sales hakuna, Yet the kunguru needed 200 on a daily from him 6k monthly for transi and a monthly steepend, kitu 20k which was from his pocket as biz was not performing, . After heavy reserch He broke up with her, biashara ikaanguka and sold everything as kitu 20k. Nigga taught us about the 2 holes of no return. Hii mwaka inakuja tusiskie mtu anaekea kunguru biashara, afadhali uashe hio pesa moto uote ama ututmie mathee alipe chama.:D:D:D:D

i don’t know what to think…

It happens a lot. Kunguru akitaka biz mwambie achukue loan KWFT on her own terms ajue uchungu ya kuhustle.

Hii ni machozi tu.

He and that Kunguru are both stupid. Majority of Africans huwa very short sighted.

Niliekea kunguru biashara eti so that she can be 'independent. aikaikula on the 2 and day.
Ndio nilijua sijui

Word… Kungurus never appreciate …hata ufanye nn…Mother appreciates with blessings…

This shit takes me back to around 2002, pia mimi niliingishwa box design hiyo ati vile viatu ziko na pesa Gikomba.
Tukasikizana nitoe capital na yeye anaenda Gikosh kuuza alafu end month tunahesabu profit tunagawana.
By the time I wizened up I had invested quite a handsome amount with zero returns na ni vile nilienda kwake mchana one weekday unannounced nikapata mboch kumuuliza akaniambia, ah na si ametoka tu hapa saa hii, kufuatilia 'kwani haendangi Gikomba asubuhi?'Nikaambiwa huko ako na zaidi ya miezi mbili bila kwenda.
I ferked that mboch like crazy and called off the whole shiet, counted my losses and ran.

:D:Dpole sana mblo

:eek::);):D:D:cool::stuck_out_tongue:

Hio wengi wamelia kuchotwa all household items.:D:D

Kuchotwa juu ya deni ni kitu cha kawaida tu. That makes them know the harsh reality.

Gikomba ndio inaitwa the long con, Place you dont want to visit and it all lies on “trust”:D:D:D

There was another woman alichotwa bwana kuja kupata empty house hivyo ndio aliachwa na number 2 akakuwa permanently installed:cool::cool:

He he,then MTU aseme alienda loss

Kuna watu wanakuanga na ufala sana, anakula doo ya chama na members wote wanajua kwake. Hii story beste yangu alikuwa ametoka night shift wamama wanane wa chama wakakam kumbe wife yake alikuwa amejificha juu aliona ngori venye ilikuwa and she owed about 70 k. Later the chama women tried kuchukua fridge, music system na gas cooker. Jamaa alitoa panga na akaslap nayo yule mama kimbelembele alikuwa anapiga kelele the most akawaambia yeye hakusign agreement yoyote nao. Watu walitoka kwa hio one bedroom mbio sana karibu kuwe na stampede kwa stairs. :D:D:D:D:D

Ni kujilipa buda, there was not much else I could do.
I still remember the mboch to date since after that alijileta kwangu willingly several times, remains one of the best poosies I have ever sampled.She was called Njoki, a yellow yellow who was living with the Kunguru after her form four as she waited to join college.They were related and she was taking care of the kunguru’s kid.

:D:D:D

No afadhali kuliko kutoka bure… Lessons learnt

Heheheh let hekaya