There is a kunguru glut in town.

[mr.musk]

For those wondering what glut is; its when a comodity is in surplus, such that owners would rather take any price offer than see it wasting. Forget about those economics of “njaanuary” is here. If you are a man of means, i.e. no whining about the month financialy coz its Jan, you know what I mean. The girls with kunguru instinct in them but in a dormant state are trooping back to the city with the kunguru instinct fully activated. I dont mean regular trappers. I mean those working girls you you try inviting for a coffee and they roll eyes a bit, licking lipstick. The bankers, office secretaries, nurses, etc. They are now ripe for the man with means, and they are the ones chasing, with requests for new year coffee andgifts. Its the time (Jan to Feb) to move in as a man and equally declare your thirst for their puthy (dont accept the coffee date without making your interest known). E.g. Janet, my personal banker texted me; “ Hi Musk, (bla bla bla…), I cant think of a nicer way to start the year than a coffee with you. Janet is my smoking hot banker who ignored me, I refused to chase. Me sipped my poison three times in no rush, and my response was, “ (bla bla bla…) I cant think of a better way to start the year than having a coffee with you accross the table, knowing you got no pants on. Promise to come with no pants”. she responded, “shait!! dont say you still want to eat me…, anyway, tomorrow is a good day for the cofee”. Me sipping my drink knowing tomorrow is my banker kunguru offering cookie. She knows my bank statement, i cant lie am broke. when am done with banker and a hot a nurse is bugging me…

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

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[thesavage]

@mr.musk

For those wondering what glut is; its when a comodity is in surplus, such that owners would rather take any price offer than see it wasting. Forget about those economics, “njaanuary” is here. If you are a man if means, (no whining about the month financialy coz its Jan), you know what I mean. The girls with kunguru instinct in them but in a dormant status are trooping back to the city with the kunguru instinct fully activated. I dont mean regular trappers, i mean those working girls you you try inviting for a coffee and they roll eyes a bit, licking lipstick. The bankers, office secretaries, nurses, etc. They are now ripe for the man with means, and they are the obes chasing, with requests for new year coffee andgifts. Its the time to move in as a man and equally declare your thirst for their puthy (dont accept the coffee date without making your interest known). E.g. Janet, a banker texted me; “ Hi Musk, i cant think of a nicer way to start the year tgan a coffee with you”. Janet is my smoking hot banker who told me ako na boyfriend. Me sipped three times in no rush, and my response was, “I cant think of a better way to start the year than having a coffee with you accross the table, knowing you got no pants on. Promise to come with no pants”. she responded, “shait!! dont say you still want to eat me…, anyway, tomorrow is a good day for the cofee”. Me sipping my drink knowing tomorrow is an office kunguru offering cookie. She knows my bank statement, i cant lie am broke. when am done with banker and a hot a nurse is bugging me…

Pantie mwanetu. Zinaita panties. Pants hukaa hivi
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[mr.musk]

acha uzungu mwingi, kenya hiyo inaitwa trousers. tunajua tukisema pant dame anashikanisha ni ngotha.

[ChifuMbitika]

K

[Wanaruona]

@dingoo_wa_ingoo

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[Sambamba]

Luwere

[Peach_Black]

@mr.musk

acha uzungu mwingi, kenya hiyo inaitwa trousers. tunajua tukisema pant dame anashikanisha ni ngotha.

No lie detected

[SwagMargeddon]

pants ya British English ama American English?

juu kukosa kuvaa pants ya AmE na kutembea CBD ni makosaaa

[system]

And that is how a potential millionaire will be on his way to poverty… Never eat a woman who knows your bank statement… Never!!

[Starscream]

Ukimwi mbaya

[mboyshaond]

@mwania

And that is how a potential millionaire will be on his way to poverty… Never eat a woman who knows your bank statement… Never!!

hekaya ikam ama ni wisdom mwitu?

[system]

@mboyshaond

hekaya ikam ama ni wisdom mwitu?

That is rule number 1 for Millionaire Fisis…

[mr.musk]

@mwania

And that is how a potential millionaire will be on his way to poverty… Never eat a woman who knows your bank statement… Never!!

Noo. I disagree. i have control of my expenditure even when its on the table, i dont live by that rule, at my age. I can turn down a hot puthy just for the sake, that tells you I cant loose head over a woman. The same way I turn down is the same way i decide what to spent even when she is looking at it. I don’t get hunted, i choose.

[uwesmake]

@Wanaruona

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Ukiendelea na huuu ujinga naona ntaku block.

[system]

@mr.musk

Noo. I disagree. i have control of my expenditure even when its on the table, i dont live by that rule, at my age. I can turn down a hot puthy just for the sake, that tells you I cant loose head over a woman. The same way I turn down is the same way i decide what to spent even when she is looking at it. I don’t get hunted, i choose.

Good luck!

[HAKI_YANGU]

Ungeingia mcundu …
Huko hata ukimwi inakuanga imekufa juu ya chemicals za bacteria…

[Wanaruona]

@uwesmake

Ukiendelea na huuu ujinga naona ntaku block.

Iko Tu Sawa. I don’t owe you anything.

[Omunyambi]

@mwania

And that is how a potential millionaire will be on his way to poverty… Never eat a woman who knows your bank statement… Never!!

Mnaishi na woga kama vifaranga hazina matha.She knows your financial position yes but is it just one bank ?Assuming its the only bank how does coffee max 500kes and sex (featherlite and hotel room lead a man to poverty ?

[system]

@Omunyambi

Mnaishi na woga kama vifaranga hazina matha.She knows your financial position yes but is it just one bank ?Assuming its the only bank how does coffee max 500kes and sex (featherlite and hotel room lead a man to poverty ?

Hekaya inakuja…