In fact, many of us were heard swearing that they will never join the police, the defence forces or anything that involves firing guns and wearing a uniform.
Wait until poverty strikes you. You graduate and tarmac for many years without a job.
That is when you will hear people saying “Kazi ni kazi bwana”
Recently, KDF advertised for General Service Officer (GSO) Cadets and specialist officers’ recruitment.
Well…
What nobody will tell you:
They will explore your balls to verify whether you have one, two or more.
They will check whether you are homosexual - you shall be having a big asshole without brakes.
They will check your pussy for I don’t know what.
They will count your teeth - I don’t know if teeth are used in chewing the enemy
They will check your height, weight, facial expression
They will also verify whether you are insane or not.
Your scars shall be vetted.
Somebody will fidget with all of your external body organs
wacha upate KDF doctor female…mko wawili kwa hema anakushow utoe nguo zote…this is after the race,for sijui medical checks… I remember, she was a cute doc in her late 20’s or early 30’s …I was young then just cleared high sch with raging hormones etc etc… she touched my balls and I had an instant massive erection…I couldn’t cough, she laughed and called her male colleague, ghasia zikaniambia niende nikaimwagie maji baridi ndio nirudi, but I still remember her cute wicked smile when she saw my d@ck…nilichujwa later ati sina 250K, a senior officer asking me" ni makende kubwa utaleta tu jeshi???
