things we do for puthee

wanakijiji kindly allow me to murder osungu so rip in advance.

baada ya kutamak hapa nairofi bila kazi niliamua njaa western nilikozaliwa kule bungoma. punde si punde nikapata kajob ka Mwalimu kwa girl school na maisha ikaanza.

girls are bad kwanza wanafunzi wao ni poison na ukiskia Mwalimu amelala na mwanafunzi there’s a high probability the kid started it.
nakumbuka nikiwa duty kitu ikanidanganya nitoe watoto kwa hostel coz masaa ya class ilikuwa on.wah! kufungua mlango hivi…(wacha nisave kahekaya)

so pale bungoma ndio nilijua tudem twa Jehova witness nitufisilet kuliko wale wa pale optica moi avenue.punde si punde tuTP tushaletwa moja akikuwa mslim size ya laptop lakini ilibidi mluyha afiche game ju kazi sikuikota kwa Barabara.time passed na mtoto tamaa ikamzidi so akaniaproch akaniambia vile Mimi muhandi blah blah lakini nikikumbuka vizuri ilikuwa ile time ya my pukusu Darling so watu wa sura ngumu kama yangu tulikuwa hot cake kwa market.

slice nikala zaidi ya kiasi hadi nikapatikana.ikabidi nikatishe relationship ju kazi haiokotwi kitu ambayo ilijamisha kamama.all this while nilikuwa natumia palmela hadi akasema enough is enough you need reconcile with your Chile ama utamaliza grip kijana na vile unapenda soda.

so I went back nikajaribu kutongoza ikaingiana lakini nikapewa condition moja ambayo ilikuwa lazima niende church na yeye.mimi ni mtu sinaga shida na kanisa coz nilizaliwa kwa kanisa na highschool pia nilienda saint something so sins shida at all but for the first time I felt discomfort.Church nimechill hours lakini sijaskia jina Jesus,hatutoi sadaka na vile nilikuwa nimepanga nilipie puthee holder …si kwa ubaya but it felt creepy karibu nitoroke lakini I was there for puthee which was much more important.

hours passed and time came for us to head back home.MY GUY I TELL YOU KUFIKA KWA NYUMBA ILE BJ NILIPEWA NILIISIKILIA KWA UTI KWA MGONGO! HIYO SIKU NILIFANYIWA VITU SIJAWAHI ONA DUNIANI.kumbe I was being recruited…

thats how you joined jehova witness cult?

@mukuna He’s also helping you in killing Osungu

How come kwa hii kijiji siskiangi MTU anasema yeye ni illuminated?

Mimi karibu niwe Muslim just to get access!

:D:D

Hapo sawa mujamaa. Lakini hapana kuwa @renegade wa osungu

so now this thread is a osungu killer let me comment…
you’re hekaya are good,i give you like you be a village thief

This reminds me of an incident when I was a high school teacher (I was almost 19 years old) and while on duty went to inspect the girls dorm on Saturday mid morning. Once I stepped inside, some girls locked the doors from outside … What happened next can make a movie script. That is a day I have never forgotten in my life. I resigned that afternoon.

No in front no behind.
Verdict.
Idle musings of a horny just entered post teen.

no but yes there’s another potential puthee holder that I’m eyeing,you guys should try this niche, haina competition na hawa watoto wakiamua kukupea unaweza vunja kitanda,meza na sink

sitambui shekusipia mimi

haha osungu tulivalisha tire tukachoma,but I’ll try proof reading next time.I’ve tried reading the whole thing…I’m not proud.

@Use Less achaga umama.
Angusha hekaya unijazie fantasy

There are so many, but among the ones I’ve heard the most over the past 1 year… Seems you’re a traveling man?
Have you been to the East?
… you hail from?

Am from mt.Kenia, proudly MeruCan.na nilitahiri by the river kama @uwesmake pale Kimilili.
BTW only Luhyas rival us!
@Mundu Mulosi uko au ulipulizwa na nurse after kukatwa na scissors?

Boss, if I knew you well I would send you photos of me cutting boys last year. We all know you can not do that if you went to hospital.

Ndina ndigi!
@Mundu Mulosi

so tuseme ulikamua @aviator ?

Mheshimiwa ,Tutakulipia Shot pale kwa Female perspective… leta hekaya bana.