Think Twice When A Woman Asks To Drive Your Jalopy

hii kitu ya kua gentleman and all no longer works with Kenyan women. Picture this unapea a friend lift alafu out of nowhere aseme na si leo uniwachie ni drive kidogo? wah si nika laugh it off but a few minutes later aka insist…Mimi huyo nika sema sawa, gave her the chance, yani ata hatuku enda more than a kilometer na alikua asha panda kichaka…men, the best way to react to such an incident, don’t fume, don’t say anything… she will be all apologetic and remorseful maybe even offer to give you head for the rest of the ride but one thing for sure is she will NEVER have the guts to ask to drive your car again…

As an elder you support your hekayas with mbicha of the woman and the car,log book ya gari to prove its yours,kichaka mbicha otherwise enjoy your konyagi pole pole.

:smiley:

achana na wanawake ,leta tips…

Mbisha ya kichaka ama head

Meffi wewe

tupe advice ya ma tips tu

Uliza mhenga Jaguar vile kuliendanga :smiley:

Mbisha or it never happened.

Ndio sababu gari manual huwa poa sana. Hawezi hata toka mahali mumeswap ati adrive…

Mwingine karibu anigongeshee gari ukuta bana

With any overconfident krutu you keep your hand near the steering wheel and if possible stride over the console and put your foot near the brakes. Na priz hizi vitu unajaribu kwa empty roads sio kwa highway ama town. na kwanza unapark unampea lesson za kukanyanga accelerator. kama si hivo aende driving school na anunue yake.

And i bet my three nuts that she took a bunch of selfies in the car…:D:D:D:D

Fisked, bwana dinywa

Insurance companies think women are better drivers…, and reward them with lower premiums. :slight_smile:

when you’re trying to keep your cool in front of her, masaa ya mbisa ni limited

niko leave ya tips hadi May

head ingepigwa aje na mkono moja ilikua steering na the other fondling???

May 2017 ndo narudi shift

haha the two don’t relate in the first place since in Jaguar’s case the car was not his

apo umegonga point, btw i also happen to be a manual guru n fanatic…