This is Guka - Enough With this Retarded Ferkery!!!

In the last few weeks, the number of people I have blocked has risen by exactly 897.6%. Why?

Because every other thread goes like: “My new one-legged wife who I paid a dowry of Sh40,000 is cheating on me with our blind watchman because she says he’s got a bigger dick. Aki what should I do people?”

I don’t know whether it’s an attempt to drive up traffic or what, but this is retarded ferkery in the same league as alpha-beta, sijui green pill shit. What’s green/blue/white pill any way? Never heard of the crap, so I guess its come from FB or Twitter which I have never joined.

My point is, there are better ways to drive up traffic without resorting to shitty threads and low baboon IQ attempts to follow funny trends.

We could start by re-inviting the ladies who have left…and here I mean ladies not blondes like…ama wacha tu…

Too much freedom and internet have got the DOTCOM generation think and do sex all day. Sex sells.

…na ladyboys wasirudi

The only likeable thing about you is being consistently consistent.

I just hope it’s not the work of @Hot Chocolate! alias @Purple

Leo umemaliza career za watu huku.

Wapi @Guru , @Yvonne-swirry , @Purple , @nefertities, @Pseudonym . Hawa warudishee

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you and me both sir

Hapa guka umeongea pewa white cup mbili

My penis is big.

umesahau @unicorn ktalk sweetheart

What’s the use of a big penis on a bottom fag? It’s like having a fridge in the arctic, right?

I am not a homosexual.

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And I have an afro.

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Hii ngombe mzee ilini block. Ni vile sina umama otherwise ningem block pia

No, you don’t.

Alikublock after ulionekana na 80yr old white woman my friend. Ata yeye vile ako 71 hawezishika hio