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I had vowed never to log on here again. As an honorable, mature man with just one handle, I just couldn’t stand the shit here. Upuzi, upumbavu, ujinga na ushoga mwingi.
Tumesalimiana? Nani amekula hii? Unaweza lipa ngapi? Hii brothel iko wapi?
Seriously? You went to school to learn how to read and write for this kind of shit? Your mother is proud of you because of this kind of crap?
So, I went away. The MIT. The GOAT. KTalk lost a legend. And where I go, everybody follows. THE OTHER VILLAGE IS THE BOMB! Intelligent and insightful. Hata @cortedivoire huko anakuwanga mzee wa kanisa. No useless matusi, just grown-up talk.
Now, no hard feelings. We were all once KTalkers, like we were all once hunter-gatherers. Truth be said I even had a crush on homegal @Purple (hi sweeheart) until she became whiter than white and I said fak it, I hate houseniggas! Her sista, on the other hand, well, we all know she needs a stint at the sanatorium. Not her fault, just a few loose nuts. Hope she gets the help she needs.
As to your juvenile imbecility. I know many of you are going through a phase and you’ll get over it. Some of you are real bastards (that means children of singomathas) and can’t help it; without father figures you grew up all twisted like shit and come to the net to compensate. Others who have never seen a woman naked have to talk about sex 24/7 like its oxygen. It’s OK youngins. I understand. Just don’t do some stupid shit and post it on the net, OK. You might live to regret it.
And so it goes. I would really, really love to log here once in a while and see good young content from you dudes. Like a real sexy gal doing her thing like that Nasenya gal. Classy and tasteful. Or, where can a guy get a good Martini at the cheapest price? Or, oh, did you know Intercon has a Happy Hour for couples when WhiteKAP goes for 4sok? That kind of thing. Not River Road malaya threads that betray a basement-level bonobo IQ. You can do better, believe me.
I could give you an example. @Panyaste★ is a very brilliant KTalker who can assist a lot of you make connections in Germany for business (‘Panyaste, how can I export curios to Ujeru?’) But instead of using him all you do is call him a midget homosexual ( For the record, I am not disputing it :saitan::saitan::saitan:).
Looking through your site now though, it’s still shit like old. So, I’ve missed nothing, unfortunately.
Any way, wish you all a good Easter. As I always say, siwezi kuwachukia juu ya ujinga wenu kwa sababu Mungu ndiye aliwachagulia your bonobo genes. God is to blame, not you.
So nikiwawacha. Osheni mikono. Msikae karibu na mtu kuliko mita mbili. Na msiende kurarandanda ovyo ovyo. Nimewambia, although najua kuelewa itakuwa ngumu; Watu wanatomba malaya wa soo mbili Latema Road wanakuwanga na akili kweli? Wanaweza elewa kitu jameni? Sioni!
Kwa machache na mengi lakini, asanteni mpaka tuonane tena. Mwenyezi Mungu awabariki na awatunze vile anatunza wanyama wake wooote wale WENGINE hawana akili.