This is Guka - Zimenishikaa! YOLO! Kumbe Hamchaacha Ujinga na Upumbavu Mayouts?

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

MaWhiteKAPS zimenipeleka mpaka nikalog on. Zimeshika kushika. Napata notifications kama millioni mbili. Kumbe mnanipenda hivo?

I had vowed never to log on here again. As an honorable, mature man with just one handle, I just couldn’t stand the shit here. Upuzi, upumbavu, ujinga na ushoga mwingi.

Tumesalimiana? Nani amekula hii? Unaweza lipa ngapi? Hii brothel iko wapi?

Seriously? You went to school to learn how to read and write for this kind of shit? Your mother is proud of you because of this kind of crap?

So, I went away. The MIT. The GOAT. KTalk lost a legend. And where I go, everybody follows. THE OTHER VILLAGE IS THE BOMB! Intelligent and insightful. Hata @cortedivoire huko anakuwanga mzee wa kanisa. No useless matusi, just grown-up talk.

Now, no hard feelings. We were all once KTalkers, like we were all once hunter-gatherers. Truth be said I even had a crush on homegal @Purple (hi sweeheart) until she became whiter than white and I said fak it, I hate houseniggas! Her sista, on the other hand, well, we all know she needs a stint at the sanatorium. Not her fault, just a few loose nuts. Hope she gets the help she needs.

As to your juvenile imbecility. I know many of you are going through a phase and you’ll get over it. Some of you are real bastards (that means children of singomathas) and can’t help it; without father figures you grew up all twisted like shit and come to the net to compensate. Others who have never seen a woman naked have to talk about sex 24/7 like its oxygen. It’s OK youngins. I understand. Just don’t do some stupid shit and post it on the net, OK. You might live to regret it.

And so it goes. I would really, really love to log here once in a while and see good young content from you dudes. Like a real sexy gal doing her thing like that Nasenya gal. Classy and tasteful. Or, where can a guy get a good Martini at the cheapest price? Or, oh, did you know Intercon has a Happy Hour for couples when WhiteKAP goes for 4sok? That kind of thing. Not River Road malaya threads that betray a basement-level bonobo IQ. You can do better, believe me.

I could give you an example. @Panyaste★ is a very brilliant KTalker who can assist a lot of you make connections in Germany for business (‘Panyaste, how can I export curios to Ujeru?’) But instead of using him all you do is call him a midget homosexual ( For the record, I am not disputing it :saitan::saitan::saitan:).

Looking through your site now though, it’s still shit like old. So, I’ve missed nothing, unfortunately.

Any way, wish you all a good Easter. As I always say, siwezi kuwachukia juu ya ujinga wenu kwa sababu Mungu ndiye aliwachagulia your bonobo genes. God is to blame, not you.

So nikiwawacha. Osheni mikono. Msikae karibu na mtu kuliko mita mbili. Na msiende kurarandanda ovyo ovyo. Nimewambia, although najua kuelewa itakuwa ngumu; Watu wanatomba malaya wa soo mbili Latema Road wanakuwanga na akili kweli? Wanaweza elewa kitu jameni? Sioni!

Kwa machache na mengi lakini, asanteni mpaka tuonane tena. Mwenyezi Mungu awabariki na awatunze vile anatunza wanyama wake wooote wale WENGINE hawana akili.

[hakimoto]

Guka weka paybill

[system]

Hi! Long time no see! wow. Thanks for escaping the old people’s home to pay us a visit in these corona times. Usipotee sana. :D:D

[spear]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

MaWhiteKAPS zimenipeleka mpaka nikalog on. Napata notifications kama millioni mbili. Kumbe mnanipenda hivo?

I had vowed never to log on here again. As an honorable, mature man with just one handle, I just couldn’t stand the shit here. Upuzi, upumbavu, ujinga na ushoga mwingi.

Tumesalimiana? Nani amekula hii? Unaweza lipa ngapi? Hii brothel iko wapi?

Seriously? You went to school to learn how to read and write for this kind of shit? Your mother is proud of you because of this kind of crap?

So, I went away. The MIT. The GOAT. KTalk lost a legend. And where I go, everybody follows. THE OTHER VILLAGE IS THE BOMB! Hata @cortedivoire huko anakuwanga mzee wa kanisa. No useless matusi, just grown-up talk.

Now, no hard feelings. Truth be said I even had a crush on homegal @Purple (hi sweeheart) until she became whiter than white and I said *** it, I hate houseniggas! Her sista, on the other hand, well, we all know she needs a stint at the sanatorium. Not her fault, just a few loose nuts.

I know many of you are going through a phase and you’ll get over it. Some of you are bastards (that means children of singomathas) and can’t help it; without father figures you grew up all twisted like shit. Others who have never seen a woman naked have to talk about sex 24/7 like its oxygen. It’s OK youngins. I understand. Just don’t do some stupid shit and post it on the net, OK. You might live to regret it.

And so it goes. I would really, really love to log here once in a while and see good young content from you dudes. Like a real sexy gal doing her thing like that Nasenya gal. Classy and tasteful. Or, where ca one a good Marini at the cheapest price? Or, Oh, did you know Intercon has a Happy Hour for couples when WhiteKAP goes for 4sok? That kind of thing. Not River Road malaya threads that betray a basement-level bonobo IQ. You can do better, believe me.

Looking through your site now though, it’s still shit like old. So, I’ve missed nothing, unfortunately.

Any way, wish you all a good Easter. As I always say, sizezi wachukia juu ya ujinga wenu kwa sababu Mungu ndiye aliwachagulia your bonobo genes. God is to blame, not you.

So nikiwawacha. Osheni mikono. Msikae karibu na mtu kuliko mita mbili. Na msiende kurarandanda ovyo ovyo. Nimewambia, although najua kuelewa itakuwa ngumu; Watu wanatomba malaya wa soo mbili wanakuwanga na akili kweli?

Asanteni mpaka tuonane tena.

Still here, not leaving. Kichwa yangu ngumu and the ignore button are probably my best shield against other peoples shitty behaviour. Anyway Happy Easter. Wewe naona yesu ndio atakupata hapa bado ukiongojea kukufa in 2100.

[Wanaruona]

Mzee enda ukatoe pampas Una nukisha kijiji mavi. Hio kijiji yenu ni bure kabisa boring I would rather watch the sun set than set foot there.
Salimia @au5 deorrochieth weka paybill nimnunulie za tampon bado ananyesha na mafeelings kama mama ako na mimba.

[Yuck_Fou_Admin]

guka niatia

[Raheem8]

Hey Guka long time, kumbuka am the one who alwz reminded u to take ur medicine. Now I don’t know nani hukukumbusha the other life. Anyway, nice to have u back but as alwz so stubborn. Now that u don’t have a white cup in intercom coz of covid I know now u can reason well. Usisahau kuongeza dose upon haraka. We need u before corona takes u. Don’t also allow visits na uwe na uongeze vitamin C kwa wingi to boost ur immune system.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Yuck Fou Admin

guka niatia

@Raheem8

Hey Guka long time, kumbuka am the one who alwz reminded u to take ur medicine. Now I don’t know nani hukukumbusha the other life. Anyway, nice to have u back but as alwz so stubborn. Now that u don’t have a white cup in intercom coz of covid I know now u can reason well. Usisahau kuongeza dose upon haraka. We need u before corona takes u. Don’t also allow visits na uwe na uongeze vitamin C kwa wingi to boost ur immune system.

Hic! Love you guys back. You are awesome, always been. But am not back to this shithole, I just peeped in.

[SIZE=2](Kuna jamaa kule senet aliniambia juzi eti ile video ya Harriet iko hapa na haikuwa kwetu. Kuangalia nikapata ni ukweli. Nikaosha mecho ikachafuka, lakini by that time nilikuwa nimelog in juu haungeiona without logging…:D:D:Dmambo ya kuma tamaliza na kurudisha sisi Misri!!!)[/SIZE]

[system]

Hii utalipa ngapi is a new phrase coined in 2020… anyway, stay indoors 24/7 coz corona haina huruma kwa wazee

[Starscream]

@Purple

Hi! Long time no see! wow. Thanks for escaping the old people’s home to pay us a visit in these corona times. Usipotee sana. :D:D

Habari ya Easter?

[Starscream]

Field Marshall I thought you were dead

[HAKI_YANGU]

While you were away(logging with your other handle)… @TrumanCapote is really not a loose nut,
She just need a good lovin and [SIZE=1]a dik in her **[/SIZE]

[uwesmake]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

MaWhiteKAPS zimenipeleka mpaka nikalog on. Zimeshika kushika. Napata notifications kama millioni mbili. Kumbe mnanipenda hivo?

I had vowed never to log on here again. As an honorable, mature man with just one handle, I just couldn’t stand the shit here. Upuzi, upumbavu, ujinga na ushoga mwingi.

Tumesalimiana? Nani amekula hii? Unaweza lipa ngapi? Hii brothel iko wapi?

Seriously? You went to school to learn how to read and write for this kind of shit? Your mother is proud of you because of this kind of crap?

So, I went away. The MIT. The GOAT. KTalk lost a legend. And where I go, everybody follows. THE OTHER VILLAGE IS THE BOMB! Intelligent and insightful. Hata @cortedivoire huko anakuwanga mzee wa kanisa. No useless matusi, just grown-up talk.

Now, no hard feelings. We were all once KTalkers, like we were all once hunter-gatherers. Truth be said I even had a crush on homegal @Purple (hi sweeheart) until she became whiter than white and I said fak it, I hate houseniggas! Her sista, on the other hand, well, we all know she needs a stint at the sanatorium. Not her fault, just a few loose nuts. Hope she gets the help she needs.

As to your juvenile imbecility. I know many of you are going through a phase and you’ll get over it. Some of you are real bastards (that means children of singomathas) and can’t help it; without father figures you grew up all twisted like shit and come to the net to compensate. Others who have never seen a woman naked have to talk about sex 24/7 like its oxygen. It’s OK youngins. I understand. Just don’t do some stupid shit and post it on the net, OK. You might live to regret it.

And so it goes. I would really, really love to log here once in a while and see good young content from you dudes. Like a real sexy gal doing her thing like that Nasenya gal. Classy and tasteful. Or, where can a guy get a good Martini at the cheapest price? Or, oh, did you know Intercon has a Happy Hour for couples when WhiteKAP goes for 4sok? That kind of thing. Not River Road malaya threads that betray a basement-level bonobo IQ. You can do better, believe me.

I could give you an example. @Panyaste★ is a very brilliant KTalker who can assist a lot of you make connections in Germany for business (‘Panyaste, how can I export curios to Ujeru?’) But instead of using him all you do is call him a midget homosexual ( For the record, I am not disputing it :saitan::saitan::saitan:).

Looking through your site now though, it’s still shit like old. So, I’ve missed nothing, unfortunately.

Any way, wish you all a good Easter. As I always say, siwezi kuwachukia juu ya ujinga wenu kwa sababu Mungu ndiye aliwachagulia your bonobo genes. God is to blame, not you.

So nikiwawacha. Osheni mikono. Msikae karibu na mtu kuliko mita mbili. Na msiende kurarandanda ovyo ovyo. Nimewambia, although najua kuelewa itakuwa ngumu; Watu wanatomba malaya wa soo mbili Latema Road wanakuwanga na akili kweli? Wanaweza elewa kitu jameni? Sioni!

Kwa machache na mengi lakini, asanteni mpaka tuonane tena. Mwenyezi Mungu awabariki na awatunze vile anatunza wanyama wake wooote wale WENGINE hawana akili.

Ghassia tomba mamako mkundu, Enda unistaki sasa Kwa mod wa klist

[de_moseti]

nipe attachment pris

[Abba]

:D:D:D

[Simiyu22]

@Mine_rva

Hii utalipa ngapi is a new phrase coined in 2020… anyway, stay indoors 24/7 coz corona haina huruma kwa wazee

Yeah I saw that too. He’s been gone for almost a year and he knows about utalipa ngapi.

[Mawaya]

Nimepitia tu.

[shoti_mzito]

I wanted to say something about your crutches, but wacha ninyamaze tu since tulitoka na wewe K-LIST.

Jibambe budaa…

[ChifuMbitika]

Niaje Guka?

[Session_Clerk]

Then what are you doing here? Tulisema ukienda unaenda kabisa. What is it that you “mature” and holier than though people who left Ktal keep coming back? Why do u keep peeping to see what’s going on? In my experience, folks who like playing the mature card are hypocrites.

I can never leave this village coz mature content ziko na pia nikiboeaka na mature content naenda kutazama zile land whales za akina @Mpenda na @rexxsimba So ukirudi huko umetoka tell them Ktalk is still awesome.