This is how the fight started!!!

Sex & Relationships
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So juzi me and my mama are just lying in bed. I was on my laptop, she was on her phone, a slow beautiful evening. Then the devil decided the evening was too peaceful.
She asked me if I’ve heard about the woman who was shot for having sex in public. Of course, I had read about it and I affirmed that yes I had heard of it. That should have just ended there, but remember the devil had just decided to join us. So me and my stupid mouth said:

Huyo jamaa ndio alimess. He shouldn’t have drove off. Hawa makarao wako njaa, 200 bob na story iko sawa.
Wewe unajuaje angekubali 200 bob?
Ai love, hii ni story kila mtu anajua, hata 100 bob wangechukua. Kuhave sex in a car in public is not a serious offense.
So wewe ushwahi have sex in public?
Ai kwani hujawahi?

Now remember I’m not looking at her. My head is on her thighs and I’m on my laptop. So I turn to face her so I can explain and laugh at her for what she’s missing and we should definitely do it some day. Ile macho nilikutana nayo!!!

Ehe so ukahave sex in public. Niambie next.

At this point I knew I had dug myself in a ditch I won’t be able to get out of, so I decided to shut my beak. And that’s how the argument started. Yesterday I tried talking to her but all she could say was “Hujaniambia vile ulihave sex in public. Ehe then mkararuana (I swear she said raruana) halafu?” Since I’m self employed I wake up very early for work, way before her when she’s spending the night at my house, but she always wakes up to make me breakfast. Same thing as today but then I couldn’t find my car keys so I asked her where it was. She told me she is using the car today I use tuktuk (Nakuru hakuna Uber). So ni mimi na tuktuk till she decides otherwise. I also know hakuna kuraruana till I tell the story. I honestly don’t get women.

I think she’s also in Kenyatalk and since I can’t tell her this in person, here goes. Love, KILA MTU ASHARARUANA IN PUBLIC ACHA UJINGA, GROW UP!!

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:D:D:D:D
Huyo naye ako too insecure though hujamwambia poa.

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ambia yeye the affair happened before her hence is null and void to her. case closed

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Nunua gari yako mblo

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akisoma hii ujue maali utalala!!:smiley:

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@Shiroe,bwanako ashararuana in public acha ujinga

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. Pole ndugu

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Gari si ni yangu.

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So amechukua gari hata yeye aende araruane ama.?

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Could it be possible anaenda ku test theory ya 200 bob na kuraruriwa kwa gari?

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Hebu ngoja kwanza …

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lifts hand hesitantly

er… mkubwa, hiyo ni gari yake. Sio ya “love”. :rolleyes:

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Kiongozi,huyo hata sio bibi chake…ni mtu wa kukam na pasi kwa kibeti for the long weekend. That being said,how anyone can take my jalopy without my permission ati amekasirika bado sijaelewa

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Niliskia wakisema ati maneno ya watu wanajifunika na blanketi moja…

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usibembelezane. The rule is always: “what you feel you should do about a woman, do the opposite”.

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That is a bit tricky if you’re driving her car. We can be bitchy sometimes…

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atajipata pia yeye amepigwo risari pale afraha… pole lakini @Githeri man., ingia hapo SEBS ukamate stripper kwa bill yako

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ANOTHER WOMAN KILLED IN CAR IN NAKURU IN A SUSPECTED LOVE AFFAIR.

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Gari ni ya dame. She cannot imagine the guy ameraruliana kwa gari yake. @Githeri utatuktuk for long.

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Kuna parking hapo nje ya Platinum 7D, maneno hufanyika huko Sato usiku kwa magari hehee, ukigongewa dirisha unapatiana 200 unaendelea bila wasiwasi.