Thitima!

It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning’oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can’t help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don’t seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni “thitima” and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody’s business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.

This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.

Ungenda kasarani stadium kushabikia kariofangi sharks
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Jamaa hio place yenyu iko congested sana. But nikinunua gari nitahamia huko chini sunton

Peasant detected

Enda hapo Cionane bar. Thank me later.

Hio area Ni noma yaani meza moja Konyagi meza next Kenya cane meza next kibao meza next blue moon . yaani mukilewa munaheshimiana . Mimi nikikuom nashikilia hunters choice mzinga.

Meanwhile tumefunga everton

Hunters siku hizi ni fake zote. Ukikunywa unakuwa na hangover kama shiet.

Hunters?
Kipara muzee hujipendi.

I was waiting for you…
Ukikunywa bidhaa za pale naivacha lazima kathitima ikuchike… Kwanza Vienna ice… Saitan

Better uhame sasa …soon the road will be upgraded

That’s some really f.unny s.hit.

mtu akifika hapo bana si unaandika tu will

On second thought utakuta mtu kama huyo has no need for a will… will aandike nini

Sikwekwe niaje

Which road?

Had a cousin who suffered from that “gathitima” syndrome. We would be drinking and chatting well then he decides to take a puff n it wud hit him hard. After he recovers he would look at me and ask “utuire ku meni”

Never ceased to be funny to me.

Mwiki road

Hakuna hata mbicha ya konyagi quota ,tikteta

Niliona tu footpath zinaundwa huko mwiki. Ile world bank supported project

Huyo hawezi fikisha threshhold. Will aandikie nani?

Kuishi mwingi(ukambani) ni kuona mengi.