Threshold After 30

This village is awash with ‘threshold’ talk, ranging from 2 to 7 rounds. Given, a majority of villagers are in their early to mid twenties. High testosterone levels and what not. I am however curious about the mature villagers (Born 1986 and earlier). What diets do you people survive on. What lifestyles are you into. Is it a labored exercise after the 1st round? Personally, my performance is dipping. I can actually feel the mitochondria and life force departing my body after I nut a second time. I used to attain 3 rounds in swift succession and in a span of a night I would do two more but now…issues. I do exercise (I cycle daily, a therapeutic experience), I do try to eat what’s recommended but I slip and indulge in junk at times. I do not smoke nor partake alcohol, and I get my 7-8 hour sleep. I have my meditation/yoga moments and some core strength training. I work in an environment full of eye-candy (yes, most of the kienyeji za instagram that are flaunted here happen to be clients of my institution) and they tend to be attracted to men of a particular age (late 20s to mid 30s) so I am bombarded with pu$$y almost daily. Now I’m even having to duck pu$$y because my wiring aint kicking it like it used to.
@Luther12 (from a hippocratic point of view) and @uwesmake (you’re the undisputed nut buster of the village in frequent abandon) , your two cents? Vyakula vipi vinampa mwanaume ari?
The trash talkers are also welcome to throw in their opinion…the big 30 is inevitable and the way time flies (juzi was Christmas and now we’re in March), you’ll be suffering the same predicament.
Floor is open.

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Marinated octopus takes the title in the “what food” question

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Do it ONLY when procreating

After thate ,it’s the quality not quantity. You last longer. For me, a normal round takes about an hour. New pussy about 30 min. By the turn of the glass, my lady will have gone shoe shopping thrice, min. Then I reserve about twenty minutes to enjoy the feminine body. Then the nut.
Forget threshold…mo way you can hack it for seven hours. Once is Enough, twice on Sunday. Four times a week. Three if busy. Avoid fats, and too much beer.

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I ooze testosterone because I am alpha male.

Hawa one minute men ndio wanahitaji shot saba ndio waone wamefanya kitu. Mwanaume ni kukula shot moja 2 hours mpaka mwanamke anakataa umwage anakuita monster saa hiyo amefroth na kusquirt yake yote hata sasa anakojoa. Anavaa nguo haraka haraka kukuhepa na kutokuongelesha one week lakini atajirudisha rematch.

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Kama ulivyoelezwa hapo juu, mchuzi wa pweza. I don’t know how true it is though.

how do you even meditate using yoga???

mimi nikama jazzman u eat one round ile ya power…

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Pamba ndio huyu wochi wa whitehouse pale lavington

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Truffles

Hii ni swali @gashwin na @FieldMarshal CouchP wanaweza jibu. Over to you gentlemen.

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If you experience tears after the act,@john_doe has a solution too

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Kaaighau amenena!

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That’s just about it. Nothing to add. Just remember your most important sexual organ is your brain.

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Shiet!!! I’m a fucking virgin…good bye virgin soaps!

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Wamawake watukuzwe!

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Let me repeat this for the sake of saving damn village. Woman huezi mtosheleza. She is wired to f**k two days continuous if she is not sore. So never worry about shit. The most satisfying thing to do to a lady is dominance. Yeah, slap her once in a while, bust a nut and sleep(quality sex should be once in a month), sleep at the gate to show her you fear nothing, steal from mall shelves and let her fight for you, bath on kitchen sink, urinate in your bed once in a while, … Etc etc… This is the main climax to keep her wondering where you came from.

Note: sex when not abused is very satisfying.

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Momo 1 kuja nikugeuze geuze kwa kitanda kama mahindi choma

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Kuna nyumba hazina sink, so take a bath in the wardrobe… :D:D:D

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