Thufu ya Nakuru

There is this time lived in Nakuru (Heshima Area). It hadn’t taken me long before knowing all the mutura joints in the area. In fact, all butcheries in that area had a special place for preparing this mouth watering delicacy. I sampled all their mutura but never tasted their soup (Thufu as the local shiny eyes called it).
Utamu wa mutura ni kukula place yenye ni chafu, msee anakuuzia akue na makucha mrefu na overall amevaa ikue ina colours nyingi kuliko chameleon. Yaani, hio threat ya kua mgonjwa ndio hufanya mutura iwe tamu. Thufu mimi kusema tu ukweli I hated those sooty sufurias it was being boiled in. to make matters worse. Ilikua inatingishiwa kwa kimtungi kingine ivi kiko na scum uku juu. Never tasted that stuff.
I happened to attend some interview in Kuresoi at around August last year. Sikujua ni mbali kutoka Naks. I left my place at around seven and got to Molo an hour later. I then spent two hours before the probox filled to capacity ndio twende kuresoi. Neeedless to say, nilifika kama interview imeisha na native wa hapo akapewa job.
On my way back, the vehicle broke down a few kilometers past Elburgon and we had to wait for another one. Ushawahinyeshewa hadi balls zikaenda place kidneys zinafaa kuwa? I got to Nakuru cold to the bone and I thought to myself. “Well, acha niingie apa bucha nipewe supu kwa hio kikombe ya mabati angalau nichangamshe nafsi.”
In the dingy soup den, a shiny eyed mungikiress asked me some question in their native lingo. I noded my head in acceptance though i hadnt understood the question. When my cup of soup came I held it with both hands and felt the warmth rush to reasure my gonads that all was well. I was eyeing the soup like a long lost friend. It was all fun and games until I took a mouthfull.
Man nilitoroka kwa hio bucha mbio ingine hujawahiona. The bastards had spiced the soup with lots of pepper.
While in the Matatu, i could still hear the mungikiress cursing for I hadnt paid her dues. I couldn’t look outside the mat as I was busy rubbing my tongue on my sleeve

Love probox at kurosei huko Mutii umwe

Moral of the story prisss

Utamu wa thufu ni kuinywa ikiwa laced na habanero,na bado mtura iko na kachumbari; 3/4 ni carolina reaper

kama haulewi lugha ulizia transleshen

Leta efidence picha ya mungikiress. Nice narration though.

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YAANI MPAKA UKAPIGWO PICHA UKIKUNYWA THUFU NA UKAIWEKA KAMA AVATAR?
in other news KUENDA JOB KURESOI NA WEWE SIO MKALE NI KUJITAFUTIA KIFO

How can a grown man ran because of normal chilli. Wacha kutubeba hivyo . Good narration but anticlimactic

Yaani watu wa kure kure soi hawapendi non-sois?

Hio pilipili ikua apo ndani haingeruhusu kupiga mbisha

Okay MUM

Hehe ata msee wa honda alikua ananiuliza mbona naenda hio interview

Mpatie example.

Wanapenda kupigana sana

seems like you amalgamated parts from different hekayas ending up with this headless/pointless story

Hii ujinga ungeandika kwa karatasi,uikunje vizuri alafu uingize kwa shimo ya matako

Thanks for the advice mum. Unaezarudi sasa ukatiwe

Hekaya iko chonjo

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