To the docs in the house

My girlfriend starts sneezing uncontrollably everytime she gets horny. Is there a cure for this or its somekind of a witchdoctors disease? Saidieni.

hehehe maybe she is Allergic to ur dick

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He he he he

mwaga in the nose.
it cured mine

Its no laughing matter am starting to get worried.

Our village doctors… Smh!!"

she is allergic to your precum
Rx
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Acha kusumbua madaktari, hayo ni mapepo. @MgangAlchemist saidia huyu.

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maybe she is allergic to ur pheromones

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the most scientific explanation so far

u were mwagiliwad in the nose? or its ua galfriend?

Try Cosby’s bag of tricks…
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hahaha

stop having gay(happy) thoughts we are talking about women here

Thats God’s way of giving a heads up…and every other Niccur.

[SIZE=3][SIZE=7]google ni ya nini falai ?? : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_induced_sneezing [/SIZE] [/SIZE]

i bet he knew google exists.
he values the villagers opinion more

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Another possible explanation concerns the existence of erectile tissue in the nose, which may become engorged during sexual arousal, triggering a sneeze. wikipedia

You’re girlfriend has a dick in her nose??? :confused:

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unanuka makwapa, makwapa inatoa uvundo

“…that sexually induced sneezing may be genetically determined, and may result from the way the central nervous system is wired:”

"Another possible explanation concerns the existence of [FONT=Arial]THE EXISTENCE OF ERECTILE TISSUE IN THE NOSE[/FONT], which may become engorged during sexual arousal, triggering a sneeze.[FONT=Courier New]"[/FONT]

[FONT=Courier New]Explanations from wikipedia.
I would go with the erectile tissue presence in the nose…[/FONT]

[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5]Your galfriend needs surgery to remove that erection in her nose…[/SIZE][/FONT]

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