Today being a Sunday

I never drink on Sundays but today I find myself in my local drinking cold beers all alone, why,only the devil knows. I try to initiate small talk with njeri the bar maid but she is really in a bad mood so I am left with my own thoughts wondering;

Why does the sun look bigger at sunrise and sunset?

Why is it of late my wife and my MWK are having periods at the same time?

Why do the poor decide to have so many kids and live in a one room shack while the rich get at most 3 and live in six bedroomed mansions? Is it so there can be constant supply of thieves and whores and maintain the social fabric?

Why do some men sip beer like bitches?

When I remove my wedding ring so that I can nyonga the bishop, does it count as cheating?

Is it true Mary Magdalena was pregnant with jesus’s son at the time of his death giving lineage of the first free masons akina davinci, Isaac Newton and George Washington? Just asking.

Merry holidays to all in the village and

Don’t drink and drive
Mchunge kulishwa Michele na
Kupasuliwa mayai.

No hayo tu.

Sina majibu za swali zako labda tu uulize njeri. Na apo kwa free mansion ubadilishe ikuwe free mason

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Umesahau nyingine… when you fart with different intensity, why do butt cheeks produce different sounds.

The answer is 42.

Why do you have to lie to the village that you are imbibing premium beer when we all know you are a Jug Daniels enthusiast?

Kunywa Keg polepole bila kusumbua kijiji.

:(:(:(:frowning: you hurt my feelings.

hizo free mansions ni zile tuliambiwa ziko Ka Baba?

your wife and MWK having periods same time???are you that unlucky ???

About Maria Magdalena No.

Kuhusu maskini kuzaa sana. Zamani siku za farming watoto wengi walikuwa wanamaanisha mali nyingi. Baada ya kurogwa na kubadilishiwa maisha watoto wengi ikakuwa ni umaskini. Wale walisoma form na wakakubali na the new way of life hutajirika faster.

Picha ya mattercore ya Njeri ama tuseme mpaka hiyo kukunywa ni your thoughts wondering.

Was she a whore?

Njeri is always a moody bitch

Ring on or off, you’ll still feel guilty after nyongain the bishop.

Methinks masturbating is a curse

there is a huge gap in JC’s biography. We know absolutely nothing about Jesus from the time he was eight days old (his circumcision, according to Jewish law), until he was in his early thirties.According to the Gospel of Luke (2:41–2:51), when he was twelve years old, Jesus traveled with his parents to Jerusalem to celebrate Passover.thats it.Otherwise, thirty years of absolute silence.I’m not a religious fan but things don’t add up when the ‘church’ suppresses ‘other gospels’ written by people close to JC addressing his 30 year hiatus.don’t get me wrong,i respect spiritual stuffs but questions need to be answered…right?

I din’t know about this Padre, please explain, why its not true? where did free masons originate?

don’t hold your breath for answers

i know man