Today im the luckiest man on earth

So today i have been one lucky bastard. Was coming from thika and i gave the conductor 200 bob and he was to give me 100 bob change but instead he gave me 900. Nilinyamazia cause Konda wamezoea kuibia watu. I then boarded mat ya ronga and i gave the konda 500 and the konda was to give me 400 but instead he gave me 900. Now to top the icing after i fikad ronga i went to buy meat and some groceries worth 630 and i gave the butcher 2 500s and he was to give me 370 but instead he gave me 470. How all these has happened in a single day and all the events happened in a row has left me amazed. Leo ni siku yangu waseee.

me nimepata 100 kwa mat ya embasava but najua itarudi kwao tu…
wewe pia ngoja siku yao ifike omba isikue all at once

Peasant manenoz.

Jaribu sport pesa Sasa.

Tangatanga kidogo mtaani unaweza okota pesa [SIZE=3]ama hata shamba [/SIZE]

si bahati wewe ni mwizi,kwanza hapo kwa busheri pameniuma zaidi

your day’s coming.

There were days I would walk away with excess change like you but not anymore. Nowadays I give it back.

what if today you didn’t have food for your kids and this incident happened, won’t you go give a testimony in church of how God fed you when you didn’t have food? An evil deed would turn out to be God’s work.

I always give back if I get more change… Kwanza especially of it’s food. Naogopa chakula haramu saidi saidi

Kuna time wife aliangukia ma bahati kama hizi, za kwanza mbili sikumbuki but ya mwisho ilikuwa ile ya nakumatt where every tenth shopper got the shopping free. Nikamchocha leo ni leo lazima tucheze sportpesa jackpot, muhindi kumbe hatambui lucky day

hiyo sio bahati, ni ulafi

Konda siwezi mrudishia change ata nikuwe birrionaire.

:D:D

Reminds me when I used to stay in South c.
One day nilikuwa down …only 100/- btwn me n poverty… before payday…nikapanda Jav jioni…coz it had rained nikalipishwa the 100/-
Next day after payday nikalipa na 1k. Dude gave me 900/- then kufika Nyayo…akanipa another 900/- nilishukia Marshalls nikatrek Hadi home…

Kinda akikupa extra…usiwai rudisha…the cycle goes on…

Doesn’t work that way.

:D:D i remember there was a time konda alisahau kulipisha bus mzima. 42 seater. Ilikuwa ronga to tao . Ma early morning around 540 hizo nganya ikishajaa konda hufunga mlango na kujiset watu wakiskia tu ngoma polepole. Sa huyo konda alidoze akasahau kulipisha. Mat mzima hakuna mtu alimuambia. Tulipofika tao kila msee alikula ndimu knowing konda amebeat. Huyo konda sijui ni bangi gani alikuwa amechoma hio day.

Was just thinking out loud. I know how it works

Hehe Mtu angejaribu kusnitch apo angwekwa taya

Hapo kwa polisi hakuna kesi. Mob justice

I wouldn’t be able to walk away…guilt would eat me alive. There are some who complain that I am too honest…like the other day, am buying ndugugio,the guy gives me 25 quarters,za KC. He had read the electronic receipt wrong. I just gave them back… Guilt!