Huyu mlami neighbour yangu amenizoea sana.
Honestly, before my divorce from my Mzansi wife ,we had a semi detached house bila stress mob juu we always got along with our lesbian Lithuanian couple and it was the most quiet street with good families.
Sasa mbele wife alinichuja, i had to look for a new place which wasn`t easy.
Sasa 6 months ago nikanyaka hii flat mtaa moja si poa but i am stuck with a mortgage for the kip!
Mimi najua hawa walami after living with them for more than two decades so nikajipata mimi ndio nyauthi hii mtaa and in this kind of setups there is always some jungu bullies who think that they can give you a hard time juu wanajskia hao ndio “koigi” hiyo mtaa.
Hii jinga imecheza na Wrong Number.
He lives next door and we all have numbered parking spots and everytime i come home mapema napata jinga imeweka ndae yake on my spot!
He is the kind of arrogant uneducated jungus who have entitlement issues anafikiri mimi namuogopa.
Hajui mimi nimelelewa hapo La`nga karibu na Key-Beach.
Jinga inachukua parking ya mine alafu inacheza loud music all day after nimemada ma night shift.
Jana sikulala nikamsamehea thinking juu ni wekend he had friends etc…
Leo namada jobo ngware napata jinga imeacha ndae yake on my spot and his spot is empty.
Nimechoka so i just robbed someone`s space nikawacha ndae ya mine.
Kuingia tu keja hivi naskia heavy rock music kwa ukuta ni kama hare!
Nikajua hii jinga inanipima “ndaimono” zangu pahali zimefika!
Sikuweza kulala but about 3 hours ago nikasema enough is enough!
Nimechukua ukapi moja refu alafu nikashuka bila top ( ngotha peke yake) and i went to his door holding my big knife wearing nothing more than my underwear in minus 2 degrees weather!
Nimemwambia in Africa i killed 16 people and i dont want to kill anybody else and i don
t like to be pushed about because i kill bullies!
Nikatingisha kichwa kama mwenda nikisema “shindwe! shindwe!..”
Alafu nikajitoa mosmos kama mwenda!
I`m hoping the word goes round that hii address ni ya mwenda na hapendi ujinga!..