I see most of you bonobos talkers getting worked up over @mbakuthegreat’s threads, calling him a self-hating nyeuthi and shit. I’ve wanted for some time to point out to you that this guy is a foreigner, but for the past 2 weeks I was too busy with @Mzee mzima’s mom (if you know you know). I was kinda hoping someone would figure it out and save me the pain of having to put up a thread to prove the obvious, but alas…
Anyway, this Mbaku fellow is not a local. If he’s a Kenyan, he was born and brought up in the diaspora. Or he’s a white Kenyan. Or maybe he’s from another African country. At best, he’s an African American. My hypothesis is that he’s a mzungu, and a racist. He could be in this country as an expatriate and found a forum where he could peddle his racism by pretending to be one of the many actual self-loathing nyeuthis here.
I don’t really have a problem with the stuff he posts, few things bother me. I’ve only put up this thread to show off. I’m surprised none of ya’ll figured out this sooner. You stupid ghaseers.
Anyway, let me show you how I figured out the guy is a mzungu racist.
First off, the guy always types in English. No problem there.
Except it’s a little odd. Majority of talkers here, no matter how fluent they are in the Queen’s language, regularly throw in some Swahili or sheng words. Tuko pamoja tucker tucker hizi?
This guy never does this.
Secondly, he only replies to people who quote him in fluent English. Or English with a few Swahili words, such that he can still figure out the context of that quote from the English words you typed.
Bado mnanifuata, eh? Haya, wacha niweke effidense kwa washenzi kama @Jimit wale wako na attention span kama ya coocoo.
Exhibit number one. The guy posted this thread a few days ago. He actually figured out speaking a few Swahili words would convince his readers that he’s “mmoja wetu”. So smart. Surely, the low IQ blacks would fall for it?
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The above thread had only 2 Swahili sentences. The first two. Typed in some weird-ass, "non-Kenyatalk Swahili. Almost as if someone typed some English words into Google Translate and got a Swahili version.
So I did a “reverse search” of those two weird-ass sentences, and
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Later on, in another thread, @KaMillenial asked him a question and he gave some gibberish answer. As in, he never understood what the questions entailed, because the Swahili there was too heavy. Ata Kamillenial akashangaa hii ghaseer inasema?
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So you see esteemed members, there’s my effidense that this mofo is a non-kenyan, probably non-black. My strongest suspicion, as I’ve said before, is that he’s a mzungu racist.
Sawa, I’ve done my part. You decide what you’ll do with this info. The day is cold, and @Mzee mzima’s mum beckons.
