TODAY'S STREET FIGHT HEKAYA....twas soo emberassing !

Its around 2 o’clock and am in our usual dingy gym which is just opposite my working place. The place is designed such tht, t’has a left wing for aerobics whea four other ‘weiders’ are training and of which they cn’t see wht going on, in the main gym + the music is high.

Am thru with my training and am heading to a funny water dispenser located near the door, as am washing my hands ,wht the heck wacha nioge pia uso coz am really sweating, very unhygienic and the first mistake.

So, kuna huyu jamaa ,who comes occasionally and the type to brag + those bleinas who think they’ve lifted all the weights and are fit, we’ve never had any issue thou don even say hye wheneva we meet. He’s training near the dispenser and sees me doing the wash face:-

Dude: why u washing ua face ova there?

Chif : Am like, the hell are u to ask.

Dude : cn’t u see , you are exposing us so some diseases

Chif : Do i luk sick ?

FFFWWD ….mambishanooo…the dude pushes me, and says “ata mkono huniwezi” am 50/50 do fight him ?huyu jamaa atanibeba fala, Second mistake …shituas him with a kick ,he goes down to block leaving his face open ,aims a right jab ,lands on his right eye and leaves a cut. This pushes him up to the aerobic side whea the rest are training and he goes for a bar.

Now, everybody is aware and he’s held back not to throw the bar at me. Am outta gym, and decides to go back to ma job place. BTW forgot to tell u ,he’s Deorro’s bro (from lakeside), whea they’ve perfected the art of “stone throwin”

Kutuliza kiasi , I decides ,lemmi go and get some water to cool my quench. Kumbe the issues is still on, jamaa is timing my moves ,dunks out of the gym, grabs a mawe his size and he’s now aiming at me.,hii ikinipata kichwa am dead…wht do I do now, am lifting my hand to kinga my face…sitaki ma dents at this early age.

There is fracas n everybody is out and watching ,am in a fix here…I’ve fought many street fights but this one has caught me off guard…He drops his first target, inanipata kwa chest. He grabs anotha one,he is faster than me,this time round anashikwa na kirindi…………….

Am not gud in stone throwing ,than jabs and headbutt .And since I cn’t get near him, I have to call it quits and jumps in to my job place. Wapi ,He aims a last throw kwa dirisha ya job….Kioo chini………………Now this is a cops case,heads to Kasa ,am given an OB no… laki sasa how does it help…
Kazi yakukimbisha na vijana …si mimi.

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Should have put the disclamer: “Osungu na mimi hatupatani”
Lakini pole for ‘kushindwa’ kwa hiyo fight

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  1. He was right, one is not meant to wash his/her face kwa water dispenser.
  2. To avoid such future "nigga moments " why not upgrade gyms ?
    I actually got tired of hio attitude/testosterone ya maweider and bought my own weights and bench for home use… Gym is optional
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Kujiskia na kifua. Shitloaded empty pie holes.

Can for once,someone post a hekaya without these nazis…mnabore tu sana. @ village robot

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:D:D:Dati kuoga kwa dispenser. Ningekuwai blow then nikushw ubuy another pack. Shienzi

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I can tell what dispenser u thinking abt …lakini nikama hii hapa chini ,but with a kawa tap. [ATTACH=full]13947[/ATTACH]

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Whea did u buy ??i think, i shldf follow ua way…

ruflo’s gym

Cut down on this…er, er…THIS!

Ngoja nilipe bail tukuje kwenu na katunja na orujre(sling)

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Why were you washing your face at a water dispenser?

why? whats in it for me?

Nope…:smiley:

Because…

Juzi a lister lost his job juu ya kusolve issues with his knuckles wewe pia you decided to resort to it yet you clearly say that you were the one on the wrong now youl be walking those areas with a big x on your back…Am begining to see why they said cowards live longer…

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Gals=catfight while guys = ?

Hio gym Kwani iko wapi mahali mawe zinapatikana ovyo ovyo. Always pick a fight with a lakeside nigga at a place with no stones in sight.

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You should just walk away next time. That fight was not worth it.