Too much luck with the females???

Been having too much luck with the ladies of late hadi najishuku if bad times are coming ahead!! Na si ati sura ni mzuri sana ata ukiona, pesa pia hafifu…but anyway moral of the story, if you want to bomoa mamas without mulla in this great city of ours you need three things… A decent moti(i dont know why this should be a factor but trust me it works), dress and smell good (look like you have money), Stay in a good neighborhood (location is everything in nrb mtu asikudanganye) LGT, Nrb West, Eastlando,south B, Jahmu WONT CUT IT!! Village elders wanataka kuongea vibaya you are welcome i will reply to all negative comments

Mimi ni wa Githurai 44 nifanyeje?

Mimi Niko na Labogin X7 hio inaweza?

@Andrew Kibe hebu tokelezea here and tell us if this storo is babaing

@Mundu Mulosi atatoboa Na anaishi Mwiki Na kazi ya kusyaga mahindi?

Btw what up with females and cars. The fastest way to get laid nowadays is having a car. Utawakula

ukiitwa jina ya umefii kama Mwendabai hata midget hawes kupea kuma

A car is the same thing as walking like a cockerel, wings broadened outwards, or the typical primate chest thumping and taking intimidating poses. defining large space for yourself. territory. women like that. the bigger the shinier the better. A car speaks of your territory. without one you appear a squatter. And mating is primitive having evolved in the longer part of human history when we were completely wild. It is based on immediate superficial appearances Its more instinctive than deliberate.
hakuna dame atakupenda ukimwambia story za mamburoti uko nazo sijui wapi. labda kama ni mwizi tu. Utashangaa atapenda ule jamaa wa outback ya loan.

Can you write down the number of substantial benefits you get from the huge ass you lust after? its not even about public image because you would still love to hit it in secret in the bush.

niaje De skirts , wewe huvaa mini skirt ama ?

Poa sana uwesmakei. Sorry, I am not a cross dresser. Try @wong.

unakuwanga nchi gani ?

Kwa hivyo watu wa Shoebaru na Walksvagen hawapati punani ?

Hehehe utatoa wapi punani na hio? Labda zile mzee zimechoka ndio zinaeza panda boda kuenda umoja

Na sisi watu wa mucatha?

Na sisi watu ya footsubishi tupatiwe lifetime supply ya arimis na serikal

Aha

This reminds me of an acquaintance. Whenever we go to a club he dangles his car keys on his fingers all night to attract females while the rest of us stash ours in the deepest part of the pocket. This strategy works for him though he complains it mostly attracts hookers, mchele experts, campus ladies & broke working girls with insane demands:D:D

On average, how many ladies do you score in a week?

hii itasaidia?
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watu wa forward travellers sisi nje.

I dont find laying many slay queen as an achievement at this age and era. Hii mambo ya kujigamba vile umekulana, is overrated ama aje @Uwesmakei