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[SIZE=5]I met a hawker sellin hammers n this is wat he was announcing….
1.mundu wendete nyondo…
2.mundu uhoyaga nyondo akaumwo…
3.mundu uhoyag anyondo yene…
4.fundi wuikaraga akihutahutagia nyondo yene…
5.mundu wendete nyondo nene…
6.mundu utangihota guikara mucii utarii nyondo…
7.mundu uhoyagwa nyondo na daheagwo…
8.mundu ucaragia nyondo akaga…
9.mundu ugiagwonika nyondo gakearenda nyondo njega…
Wakukuyu saidia[/SIZE]

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:(:(maybe akina @MBOMB can explain

Sisi iko hapa.:D:D

@madova saidia jamaneni

Fellow who loves breast…
fellow who borrows breast and denied…

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Aih, hiyo ni nyundo kweli?

if i said you are horny.
would you hold it against me?

:D:D:eek::D:confused:

collect me on the floor…outsite

Atì mundu uhoyaga nyondo akaimwo hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjQG95Pucg

hehe “mundu utangihota guikara mucii utarii nyondo…” :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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now, this is good

where did you copy paste this?

Si mtranslate nugu hizi? Heehehe. Seems naughty.

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Mundu wendete nyondo nene… That hawker must’ve have sniffed it straight from the factory.

Yenyewe, these guys don’t want to share the fun.

Anauliza watu wanunue . Hit my inbox for practical lessons

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@WuTang @Mundu Mulosi, the hawker is merely selling hammers. Nyundo=nyondo in the Mt Kenya area.

This shit is really funny, Too bad it will loose the humor after translation

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huyu kama hako mathare tunakosea

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

:D:D:D:D