True story.....

"Yesterday I went home very late from an official function and because i had no other means of transport, i decided to use a bodaboda, ok the boda guy had 2 helmets,he gave me one nikavaa, then tukaenda,…on arriving home, i alighted, paid the guy and left.

As I approached our gate, I saw the boda guy following me, I quickly changed direction and started moving away from the gate but the guy continued following me, I moved faster, the guy increased his speed, nikajua kwisha mimi…nikunoma. Nikaanza kukimbia design ya Moses Kuria ama Nderitu Njoka akikimbizana na Mbuzi, wacha nikimbie, wacha anifuate, nikaingia kichakani and the guy followed me, wacha tukimbishane, tukapelekana kwa muda but after kuhema sana, nikajikakamua kimwanaume, nikasimama and I faced the man, nikamuuliza, mbona unanikimbisha?

The guy replied,softly, nipatie helmet yangu.

I was like ooh my goodness, I am so sorry. I removed it and handed it to him."

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Ha ha ha …aki nimecheka :D:D, am imagining that guy kwa kichaka

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tutasema mara ngapi ni ujinga wa hali ya juu kunakiri utunzi/hekaya wa/za wengine na kujifanya ni zako?

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Still is funny!!!

Acknowledge the source. …talkers are not idiots!

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That was quick.

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@Ice_Cube = Blak Aende

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haha nope had seen it jana on my timeline then countless other niggas copied the same and I kept seeing it now it has come to ktalk

CSI:K-Talk is chonjo!!
It doesnt kill you to quote a source on these things guys. We will still appreciate the joke even if it isnt yours

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hatukatai lakini mtu a-acknowledge source…si kujifanya hero…

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I was about to start laughing only to scroll down kindogo and @Ice_Cube happened o_O

Pull up your socks…

Makosa kama hii watu wapigwe kalamu, hujma!

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@The.Black.Templar nimekuona pale Roysambu, hope utatletea “cheki maneno” moments.

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kwanza a senior villager

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@The.Black.Templar tumengoja a comprehensive cheki manenos

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it ws funny till ice cube happened

nothung funny.
thieves wawekwe tyre

He he fala sana