TUCHEL'S CHELSEA! PURE TACTICAL GENIUS!

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I have been vindicated at last. This guy is pure class, pure German engineering genius!

Anyone who disagrees with me is either.

  1. An ARVs/HAART swallower like @uwesmake. Jamaa ako na swara zaidi, i bet half of the kids in his kennel are his neighbour’s spawn.

  2. A bottom nguruwe faggot who is more endowed in the backside department than your average ricoz pub lanye i.e @kush yule mnono

  3. A prebuscent teen with undescended testicles aka @chap

  4. An uncircumscised slum dweller aka @Jimit

  5. A clueless moderater like @Electronics4u who still dreams that their zookeeper, semi-final bottler and goat-herding coach will ever taste a UCL finals.

  6. A chronic mastubator like @Stormtrooper98 and @Mnyonga MONKEY

I have chosen VAYOLENS:D:D come and beat me!

But his players needs to be more lethal in front of the goal. Maana zile chances za wazi wanatupa, city wakipata kama hizo ni bao.

As things looks, your team is likely to win the finals, but they should stop being wasteful!

You have a very low IQ

Sisi hatunanga pressure kaka. We do things at our own pace, we are CHELSEA. We will score when we want and also waste chances when we want.

This is the same principle we should all aspire to uphold even in our own lives. Do things at your own pace. Kutangulia kwa club sio kumaanisha utabeba the hottest mamaa!

How’s that shunt feeling…eeh?! The pain is reaching your vena cava by now. Hehehe! Okombe ya maskio kubwa old trashford mtaiona hukoooo 2040 ivi

I think City knows what this means to them, I wouldn’t want them to win it for obvious reasons but men you just have to admire their solid defence and some of their creative players in the midfield. That team cohesion is just incredible.

Malisa malisaa!

Wewe kweli ni JINGA zaidi. Two weeks ago u were saying the same about Casemiro, Luka Modric, Asensio and Toni Kroos, fools who were playing like a bunch of old wazees.

This CHELSEA squad has no match once it starts firing from all cylinders. Lakini wewe juu ni mutu ya manshonde vitu kama hizi huwezi elewa since your are only used to watching a 3rd rate club play in a farmer’s 2nd tier league.

Could have been 5-0 many chances wasted

We came to this match just to keep a clean sheet. The rest was just a training session.

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mimi kama mtu wa manchieth nataka chelsea washinde. Fuck man city!

Hehehe.
Apana maliza mimi mdau.
Anyway you have ze bragging rights…you and @Finest wine
Am actually supporting Chelsea in ze finals mdau.

Mzito N’Golo Kanté was the difference maker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD0dZNM93Xs

Maliza hii Swara jambasi priss!

First of all chant ‘TUCHEL IS A GENIUS’ five times while facing Stamford Bridge:D. Otherwise hio support jiwekee morio.

Huyu kijana hachoki.

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Finally back in the finals after 9 years :smiley:

We dont get to the UCL finals so often, but when we do we always come home with the trophy