Next morning i woke up to find she had sent me money via mpesa,excitement kibao n that i could not do my duties properly,being a sunday n being the church camera man,i was entitled to make sure that every sunday our church service went on air on our church’s broadcasting station…u managed through the sunday service n after tge service nikajiporaa n found on me me kendu 4k,nkaonfeza plus what was sent n had 8500 on me,nkamkuta pastor na kumshow alot of blah blah nkiomba ruhusa n managed kuchimba kitu 3k kutoka kwake…safari ikaanza but not before my new found sweetheart kuniwarn,na usipande izo gari za country bus,makesure u use easy coach…
We shinda hapo na easy coach,mimi bora nifike,i told myself na uyo hadi machakos country bus,gari ya kwanza ugwe na mimi ndani yake,gari ilikua itoke 8pm,nlikua nmeketi kwa kiti ya dirisha n a certain ninja came akanishow nimuekee iyo kitu iko kwa pathway,being in goodmoods nikamshow sawa but then a certain mama came na cz she,could not seat between two men,akiniomba nidanganye iyo ndume kua n mamangu na akanijenga rwabe,good to go,brathe kurudi ata si muangalii mimi nkamshow akitaka aketi hapo katikati ka hataki aende akalie kiti ya dere na mimi nkamaliza na yeye,even that mama karibu amuhurumie amuamkie but there was no way nilikua narudisha ii soo mbili so nkajam na yy hadi ikabidi ajitoe tu,kabla bus kutoka kukakam dem mkale,yaani the complete opposite of what you would call fat,akaingia na akakosa kiti place ingine ikabidi ameketi na @psalmykamwaro,kumsorora vizuri,not so good looking na cz nliona anafana na @sammywamagui,si kumind perepere zake,kuharibu akatoa makangumu akaanza kukula na macomplain kibao ati vile hana doh ya kumtoa kisumu hadi sijui ooh kitale,mimi iyo haikua shida yangu cz sikua namjua na sikua naenda kitale,tukaanza safari,kupewa kangumu n i was not in a bad mood since i knew slices zilikua zinaningoja,i smiled n accepted tho sikula with an excuse acha ntakula badae cz saa hii nmeshiba sana,kufika limuru,nikatolewa simsim tena n was like,this mbich anadhani atanipea madawa nilale nimuachie doh,hell no,zote kwa mfuko,
Kusonga songa dem akaanza mausingizi zake n before i knew it amelalia mabega,nkapata chance ya kutupa all that isht alikua amenipa,kufika nakuru,mm nkasbeka tu mzuri lwa stop over dem akilinga na tu chipo kuku,before tuondoke,she excused herself na akenda kwa loo,aliporudi tukaondoka akaanza ma,usingizi zake bt this time akiwa amejifunka na shuka,kumbe dem pia nkaa alikua madryspell cz immediatelly the mama who alikua ameketi kando yake alianza kudoz,she took my hand n guided it to her canaan,well to cut the long story short,in some minutes it was hot as hell kwa iyo gari n only soft moans ndo nlikia naskia,
Ffwd kisumu kufika,nkapata nmeandaliwa a deaignated driver akiningoja only that yy alikua anangoja mtu anakam na easy coach,so i had to convince him n mm only that easy coach ilikua imejaa n all that blah blah blah,kupelekwa home nkakaribishwa na maji moto na a meal fit for aking before being whisked away to the master bedroom,everything happened in a way sikua na expect cz mimi all along nilidhani nitakaribishwa na maombi since she was a deacon,bt truth is nlikaribishwa na hotpant na some,crop top,enyewe madem huvumila baridi juu juu ya coomer,before anything nikaambiwa ningoje aandae watoi waende shule na siz yake then we would have the house,to ourselves,
I thought we came to talk juu ya ile issue but in reality,there was not going to be any talks,just slices n more slices,mark you she was 32 n i was 25,
Kumaliza kuandaa watoi n siz kuondoka,movie ikaanza,uyu lazima shetani alikua amefunga njia zote cz ata hakutaka story na romance,all she wanted was 'chots’ilibidi nimshow cz nmechoka cjadoz angoje nirudishe,energy kisha usiku atapata haki yake yote,nkaachiwa nyumba nidoz na mama uyoo job,being the,chief neutritionist she could report job tume anataka n leave tume anataka,kendu 2pm after kuamka nkapigiwa nkaambiwa kuna msee wa boda anakam kunipick anipeleke united mall kisumu n she would join me later,alot happened that day na kufika jioni,i guess she was ready n i was much readier(whatever that means)tukafika kejani n found the,siz and the kids walikua washarudi,the siz alikua college n the kids class 5 n 6 respectifully,the boy being the older,kumgotea,nigga was looking at me like there ks no way you having my mamas slices but the girl was ok,she even ran asked her mom “mom ati uyu ndo ata kua daddy mpya?”
I almost shouted,“hell no,am not gonna be nobody’s daddy” but abiro pulled me away laughing.kumaliza kula watoi were rushed waende wadoz,siz akajipa shughuli n were left just the two of us,we finished tukaelekea part ya threshold,it happened that juu ya ile njaa she had,after kitu ‘chot’ tatu,paragasha,kitanda ikaachana na kila bolt ikaenda zake,what followed was kicheko ya siz akiwa kwa room ingine,(this incident would later turn out to be a blessing)anyway kitanda kutokana didnt stop nothing,threshold hadi late into the night,next morning naamshwa kitu 11 na phonecall,kumbe ule mbich tulimeet kwa gari alichukua phone number n naamshwa na “hello,its stellar” n am like "who the hell is stella?"she be like "hunikumbuki na tulikua kwa gari na ww,ata nlisahau bra yangu kwa bag yako…: : :,so i tell her ngoja ntakupigia …hang up na kukimbia kwa bag na pata bra ya red,took that shit n threw it away,kuangalia simu napata meso,
"ukirudi nairobi uniambie tumeet,stella"suddenly either something is wrong with me or the world,any way,this was the beginning of a very long chapter in my life
For the grammar kings,itabidi muelewe ii lugha ilikuja na meli na ata samaki were not lucky kuishikanisha,so just like mr ndong’a would say,sembuse mimi
Enyewe osungu imekupiga bare ata si chenga. Nice hekaya anyways.
Sister pia apewe mkwangalas. Stella apewe kigongi. Kisha amka utusimulie ndoto tena.
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@introvert nakuomba ukuje uchore vile kijana barobaro alipitisha Threshold na kuvunja bed
Nice story Kaka, endelea
hehe hii imenibamba. On point
Na iyo bare nmeirudishia
Shukran
Hekaya of the month, don’t mind grammer nazis
Hehehe…
Hekaya iko swaffi.
You owe us two more hekayas. Ya Stella wa bus na ya a blessing in disguise aka sistake deacon. And in quick succession bro. Na si tafasali…
Ferk osungu.dll hekaya iko sonjo…
Keep em coming heck a yeah.
Nilikuwa mood ingine mbaya lakini after ku struggle kusoma, it was well worth it. Hata mood sasa iko sawa.
Nice hekaya,
Hio bra ingepatikana na nutritionist…
Ilikuwa PMS sasa usisahau kupack tampons ukitoka kwa nyumba in case zianze.
Naunga mkono huu mjadala.
Hata mimi
I see people smell heck ayahs from the moon:)
Zitakam soonest
Tuangushie moja before tuanze kazi ya leo