The year was 2011 around the month of december,being a church mouse,tulikua tumemaliza the christmas retreat so watu walikua katika harakati za kuondokea na kuanza sherehe,i was not to be left behind so mm uyooo,nmepark nguo zangu hadi karima ga giathenge.
so here i am,its christmas eve,sina form all that is left n kwenda kesha kutafuta slices cz there was no way yesu angezaliwa na kukose celebrations,so katika harakati ya kutumia watu christmas messages,nkapatana na one particular number,ilikua ya deaconess wa kanisa but in a different town,to be precise in kisumu,so mm na ukristo mob,nkatuma mahappy christmas na new year blah blah blah et all n off nkatoka,several replies later ijaturn out kua a long conversation bt to cut the long story short,nkatolewa form ya krisi, but on condition i had to pay back,
Ffwd feb 2012 as am seated kwa church quarters cz i was a church resident napata kameso n guess who it is deacon,acha nimuite abiro,so,abiro is like,“hey mabo,umenitupa sana uliamua kunyamaza” nkamjibu “si kupenda kwangu ni mfuko imekataa et cetera and after kuongea mingi tukaelewana tutabonga badae…
That jioni kufika nkiwa ma movie zangu call ikaingia and its her,nkajiexcuse cz tulikua maninja kadhaa nkaingia kwa church bus na riba ikaanza,story for almost 2 hours then all over sudden she drops the hammer,“by the way kamwaro,do u have a girlfriend?”
Nkamjibu politely but i made sure i sent the message home.
Me:mambo na girlfriend nliacha,i dont believe in love i believe in kusaidiana”
Her:kusaidiana?
Me:yeah,we meet,bust a nut n walk away like nothing happened
Her:oh my God kamwaro,so like tuseme nkikuoenda huezi nipenda back
Me:K.W.N.N.M(kai wina ngima mutwe
Her:iyo ndo kusema nini?(she was a kuria by the way)
Me:sorry,i meant that would have to be a long talk na since ears have walls siko comfortable tukiongea kwa phone
Her:ok.so when do we meet?
Me:nkipata fare ya kuja kisumu
Her:how much could it be?
Me:kendu 3000/
Her:ok,i will sort you kesho u kam tuongee…kumaliza kuongea,i thought it was a dream till baridi ya usiku na mbu ikanikumbusha its a reality…
She was a nutritionist at the agakhan hospital kisumu meaning she was loaded…
(to be continued in the next post)
but hii upussy ya to be continued ,tulishakataa
hizi hekaya za to be continued tulisemaje @admin? I’m seated in a karaoke bar in racist Kuala Lumpur (mind u, guys wana lip sync to Beyonce) wishing for anything that can lift my spirits, alafu unasema kuna part 2? núgú íno
Don’t keep us waiting, hekaya iko chonjo
Pole, hii nonsense ya to be continued huwa haibambi.
manze…hekaya iko tops lakini
hekaya iko timam…napenda sana hio part ya baridi na mbu
:D:D:D Nice hekaya, lakini mbu jo… :D:D:D:D:D
@psalmykamwaro KWNNM - kai Wina Ngima Mwutwe…kwani una ugali kwa kichwa badala ya akili… Malizia hekaya boss.
Surely,how do you get off just when the threashold is about to be met?
endeleza hekaya
He
Hekaya is coming up just give me a moment
ES wacha jokes. Hii kitu ni wewe umefunza wadhii!
Sio kupenda kwetu, mtu huchoka akitype alafu unajua razima kitunguu inuke, saa hizo ndio mtu huenda halftime aje amalizie baadaye
Hekaya interruptus.
Wewe ni M SDA?
Used to be but no longer
Nyinyi ndio zile mang’ombe hutumia watu forwarded messages za pale whatsaap. Otherwise Hekaya iko on point